Be kind to one another...SIKE! – Behind the Scenes of Ellen’s Toxic Talk Show

[00:00:00] What does a horn sound like on a Subaru? Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! I'm Jason, and that's Jack. He stutters, I don't, but I'm massively dyslexic. Both of us are hairdressers with years of stories to tell, and this is Shit I Told My Hairdresser.

[00:00:28] Hello everybody and welcome back to Jack and I on another episode. How you doing? I'm alright. What's happening? You're vertical, so that's good. Not much, man. Vertical? Yeah. What's happening over there? Not much. Nothing. It's summertime, it's nice, it's hot, we're hiking, we're having a good time. Do you leave ASEAN everywhere? Like in the car? Fuck yeah. In the house, in the car, everywhere. Do you have a Tesla? Can't you just leave it on? Fuck no. No, I don't have a Tesla. I have an electric Subaru.

[00:00:58] Oh, Subaru. I live in Seattle. We go to the mountains. Yeah, I got a Lesbaru. I got an electric Lesbaru. It's nice. Yeah. I love it. I love it. So do lesbians. Yes, they do. In fact, I gotta get a rant for my dog, you know what I mean? So it's easier for him to get into the back of the car, because it's an SUV. But I guess if it's because he's a male dog. Did you really? You know what I mean? Yeah, he's a big dog. Why don't you lift him up? You know what I mean? Pussy.

[00:01:25] Because it's kind of like, try lifting a dog who doesn't like being lifted like that. So I just give him some steps and let him walk up easily. And then he walks out easily. So they're jumping up into the air. He's getting a little older now. Maybe it was a female dog, and you're driving a Lesbaru. You know what I mean? Then the Lesbaru actually lower down for her. Misses is a male dog. It's like, no. How did they go down on the cross? Okay. Exactly. Is that what you're saying? Okay. Exactly.

[00:01:56] Speaking of lesbians, there was this story I've been spitting on a while. Do you remember Ellen the Generous? Oh, I remember her. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Met her a few times, yeah. She had a talk show. Yep. She did. And I worked on that show, as you know. I remember, yeah. For a very short time. We had quite a few friends work on that show. Oh, yeah. Well, just wait.

[00:02:23] So, let me just start with how I got to work on that show. This was right after I started working for Chris McMillan. So, I was assisting him. I was so happy to be there, you know. All this. Three months in, he's doing a movie. He's hardly there. So, he was letting me do some clients at the salon. And then some of his, whoever, you know, had to get in for whatever. Low dry haircuts, whatever.

[00:02:52] And so, there was a lot of spitting around. So, then his agent called me and she asked if I wanted to fill in for the guest hairdresser, the one who does all the guests. You know, like if they need, if they show up with their hair done, fine. If they need hair things, then you're there to do that. So, I was like, sure, I'll do that. So, hang on.

[00:03:18] I'm going to interrupt you for a second because this is one of the questions I get a lot from my clients. So, like normies and even hairdressers out there, they have no idea that hairdressers and makeup artists have agents. You know? And for you, it's kind of rolled off the tongue like, yeah, you know, she's an agent. People had no idea. When you think agent, you think, you know, a celebrity and they have an agent. Exactly. Chris McMillan is a celebrity hairdresser.

[00:03:47] He does have an agent. Yeah. Well, she, Patty was part owner of that salon. She's like half owner of that shop. She's the one who had, her money's when I opened it. And with Andy LeCompte's salon, by the way. Oh, how funny. Yeah. So, that's the thing is that hairdressers also have agents. People don't know that because someone needs to go through and negotiate the money part of it. Hairdressers don't know how to do that. Or if you're doing the movie poster or anything like that, you have to have someone who's going to negotiate that.

[00:04:16] So, I just wanted to kind of throw that a little bit in. I don't want to like ruin the story for you. Yeah, yeah. You did ruin it. But yeah, it's the same thing you would think, the same way you think about an actor or an actress or when they have an agent and negotiating prices. These people did this for us and also got us jobs. Right. So, that's what happened. His called me and asked, you know, do you want to do this? And I was like, sure. And so, Ellen, she was looking for a new hairdresser.

[00:04:43] And the one who was doing her hair, both of us know. But she was leaving and she needed a new hairdresser also. So, the week after I was to fill in for a guest hairdresser who was on vacation, I guess. I was to go to Ellen's hair for like a week and a half. Right. So, I did. And I'd met her anyway from maybe like five years before this.

[00:05:13] A lot I worked at, there was a girl who did all the, basically, the head lesbian haircuts. Like all the Fred Siegel girls and Ellen. And she did Beck's hair. Remember? Like in the late 90s. So, that's how I knew her. And we had something to talk about, you know. So, I did Ellen's hair for like a week and a half. It went fine.

[00:05:36] I cut it a little bit and then styled it and we worked it out so I knew how she wanted it. Right. I do like doing things like that, you know. Like the TV shows. It's sort of like you're doing a little mini movie every day, you know. Now, when that ended, I knew that there was another hairdresser who was auditioning. I guess my week with her was kind of an audition. So, then to be like permanently on there.

[00:06:06] And so, when they asked me later, do you wanted to work on Ellen's show? They told me how much it was. It was a lot. A lot of money. Yeah. And I thought about it and I was like, I don't know if I want to do that. I just started working at Chris McMillan's shop and that's a good deal. I wouldn't want to go anywhere else than that. We didn't know about Ellen's show. She had only had it for maybe six months.

[00:06:35] And everyone was saying the show won't last. She hadn't signed anything yet, you know. So, I knew if I went to Ellen's show, I was leaving the salon. I didn't want to do that. So, I didn't do it. So, I told them no and then I hear, well, we went with the other hairdresser. Anyway. Of course.

[00:07:01] They just, they want to be the ones to tell me no is all. Yeah. But yeah. And then, seriously, maybe like a month or two later, she signed like this 10-year contract and her show was on. So, I was like, well, you know, I could have been on the show. But. But. 10 years later, I did hear.

[00:07:25] So, our friend who we knew, she had been called in again to fill in and then she just mentioned it. She didn't ask me if I would do it. She might have. I don't know. But that's when I heard she goes through hairdressers like there's no tomorrow. She was on. Yeah. She was on. I think a number of hairdressers that she had fired in 10 years was in the 40s. Yeah.

[00:07:55] That sounds about right. That is crazy. I've heard those stories too from people. Yeah. So, I knew. So, if I had left and gone to work at Ellen's show, I would have lasted maybe a month. And then she changed her mind. Who knows? No, I don't like you anymore. Because I did hear that's how she is. You know, she became a monster, I guess. Yeah. From what we're reading now. Yeah. If these are you reading now, you hear a lot of weird shit. It was nice to me.

[00:08:24] And so, I had a good time. And then. Well, when you see people out or you're like. When you first start working with someone, you don't actually meet them. You meet the representative. You don't meet them. Well, sure. You know what I mean? And then when you're working as opposed to when you're out, it's like a different story. I remember one time we met her. Unless you hit the back of the car or something. Well, yeah. Meet the real them. Yeah. Yeah. But I remember one time we were at the dinner at our favorite place. I'm not going to say the name, so please don't go there because it's still our favorite place.

[00:08:54] But we were there having dinner one night and we, I think it had a few drinks and it was like the other hairdresser that used to work for her. And you and I, I don't know if you remember this, but we were standing at the table. Our friend's dog just passed away and all of a sudden Ellen comes walking up to the table and was like giving her condolences about the dog. We're going to send flowers, this and that. And we all, you know, said hello. And I think it was the first time I ever met her at that point. Yeah. And then when she was walking away, she's like, oh, let me know if there's anything I can do.

[00:09:24] And she was talking to our friend and then you belted out. Well, some bread would be nice. I remember her like going like kind of freezing. Didn't know what to say. I don't. And we're like, we're drunk. I remember that. But. And then she went back to her table and went to go grab the bread. She looked at us and went, nah, put the bread back down again. So she was funny. I mean, she would laugh, you know, but then you'd hear all the other stories. Like our friend that used to work for her.

[00:09:55] I'm using that term loosely, friend. Yeah. She, I remember, would go back and forth because she would fire her. Then they couldn't, they didn't have anybody else. So they would rehire her, you know, and it was like this constant thing with her. And then there was a, a makeup artist that we knew really well from back in the day that worked with her for years.

[00:10:19] And she, I remember sitting down talking to her one time and she was telling me that she would fire. If, if her girlfriend didn't like you or didn't like the way you did someone's hair or did their, did her hair, you're gone. You're just fucking gone. Oh. If she got like one weird, like you look the wrong way or you just, you know, you sneeze at that point or something like that, you're fucking out. That's weird. You know, and this girl knew how to play the game.

[00:10:47] This makeup artist knew how to play the game with her and her girlfriend at the time. Yeah. You know, and so she was, she was a makeup artist there for years. So she knew how to survive that. And, you know, so that way wouldn't, she wouldn't get fired. But you've got to live your fear your whole life like that. And what are you doing? You know, it's like, you know, and then what she also told me is that they were, people would have to sign NDAs, you know what I mean? Certain ones.

[00:11:14] But if you were working there, there wasn't like an NDA to feel like you're not going to someone's home. Dependent on who it was. But then they were afraid if you knew too much or she did something in front of you that she did not want getting out, she'd just fire you. You're just gone. Yeah. You know, so everyone had to like, you know, play their cards right. Pretend they didn't hear anything. Well, it's sort of like how if a, uh, so like a hit man, somebody sees their face or like, here's their name. They got to kill him. I'm sorry.

[00:11:45] You got to go. But you want to, it was like, that was the funny part of it though, was that I remember after she told me that story, it literally was like maybe a few months later she got fired from the show. Oh. And I remember she was like really upset trying to look for a job. They must have known she talked. Exactly. You know what I mean? Did you talk to Jason? Yeah. They might've had her mic'd and just watched or something. You know, it's like, you never know.

[00:12:14] She was microchipped. Someone's acting weird to get rid of them, I guess. I don't know. Um, but I, that was a, everyone loved her. Everyone was like, oh my God, the show was huge. I mean, they did, no one knew behind the scenes and now it's all kind of coming out. You know what I mean? Well, not now. I mean, the show's gone, you know, and they actually, I guess they were like towards the end, they were losing millions of viewers at millions. Yeah. Well, they just felt like, uh, betrayed maybe. I don't, I don't know.

[00:12:43] Like they just didn't like that. They thought of her a certain way and she's not how they thought. So when all the story canceled, the funny part of it is what I was reading that this is the ironic part of it though, is this, that, uh, their motto, like working on the show was to be kind to everyone. You know what I mean? And which is kind of like, it's such a, with the irony in that, you know what I mean?

[00:13:09] Cause I guess like whenever they would have me, I've, I've heard stories of whenever like people were getting screamed at and I don't know if it was funny. She would laugh at someone getting yelled at or, you know, suddenly she seemed like a type that would kind of come to your rescue. That's not what happened. She, she thought if you're being mean to other people, that it was funny. Yeah. She's just sort of mean spirited. And so like a lot of comedians are like that by nature and it's the reason that they're funny.

[00:13:36] So like on stage, it's just, you don't want to know them in real life. Yeah. Today to day life. And, uh, you could look at why she is how she is, you know, it's like she went through a lot and she did change things, you know, like she had her show like in the nineties and then came out. And she got canceled then. Yeah.

[00:14:00] And she knew how, so she was treated mean by the, you know, whoever ran her show. So that's how she was. And it's too bad. You know, like now she ran off. She lives in England, I think now. Right. She, I guess I'll color their hair dark. Oh, she'd not blonde anymore. She just went dark and you wouldn't even recognize her. She was making commercials for you haul and that's it now. Right. I hope so.

[00:14:36] And we're back. All right. We're going to switch it up. A couple of the gears, gear it down or gear it somewhere else. We're going to go through. Switching gears, your Subaru gears. Yeah. We're going to go from Lesbrew to, uh, is there, is there a straight car? Like what's a, what would be like, you know, what's a gay car? It's your car. Your car is gay. Um, yeah, mine's met by female. But I forget for guys.

[00:15:05] Probably, uh, Ford F-150. That's about as straight as you get, I think. I think so. Right. But unless it's electric, do they make electric? They do make an electric one now. Yeah. Um, there you go. And some reason it's, it's not doing well in Texas. Oh, really? Oh yeah. Can you believe that? You know, actually maybe in Dallas, you know what I mean? Cause Dallas has quite a few gay people. Well, Houston also. Well, yeah. Oh, Houston too. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:15:34] And Austin. I mean, yeah. All the big cities. Um, there's not that many people in the cities who would have trucks like that. Maybe they do. I don't know. So who knows what they're doing down there. Um, no shit. Right. But yeah. Uh, so you had the F-150, you have the straight version, gasoline, and you have the gay version. Yeah. The electric. So there you go. That's both worlds. Yep. Happy pride month. Everyone can be happy with whatever they drive. You know what I mean? So. That's sweet of you to, to wish them that.

[00:16:05] But we're going to go, uh, to bitches now. You know what I mean? So, okay. Which. Not necessarily. It doesn't matter what sexuality you are. You know what I mean? We're going to talk about bitches inside the salon. Bitches. Salon bitches. Do you mean the ones who work there or the ones who come in to get services? Oh, that's a good question. No, we're going to go with services this time. Okay. So we're going to, we're, so we're going to, we're going to talk about the clients that

[00:16:34] are bitches. Not yours though. No, mine are amazing. I mean, here's the thing. If I don't like you and I even tell clients this, if I don't like you, I quit talking. I just shut the fuck up. And I got diarrhea of the mouth. I mean, I talk, you know? And so it's like, if, if I don't like you, you fucking know, I just quit talking the answers or yes, no question you have.

[00:17:04] I don't care what it is. Like you want a cup of coffee? No. You know what I mean? And it's like, you know, you know, how old are you? No. You know, I don't care. You know what I mean? The answer will be no or yes. Or, you know, whatever it is. Can I please leave now? Yes. Please leave the fucking salon. Suddenly it's like no oblongless. Exactly. Yeah. But my clients, you always attract the people that are like you. And I have to admit mine are very, just like very talkative, really sweet. Just really nice people.

[00:17:34] I really love them. Um, not to mention a lot of them do listen. So I love you. Thank you. No. And, but one of the girls came to the back room the other day and she's complaining about this client. And she was telling us that the woman had came in for a full set of highlights four months ago. All right. Yeah. She comes in for a partial set of highlights.

[00:18:00] And as she's doing the consultation, she's telling the girl that the last time she did her color, it wasn't right. She's like, okay, so what do we need to fix? And she said, you need to fix the entire color. Like one side was lighter than the other. And I'm like, wait, what? I mean, once I was lighter than the other, wouldn't you have noticed that like the day of you would notice something like that. Or just like a week of, okay. Sure. The lighting.

[00:18:28] So like in different light, you notice it or say that somebody even mentions it. You would know it right away. Correct. So, you know what I mean? Cause why didn't she tell her right away? I don't know. She was obviously happy with it. Something. Or she was okay with it. She lived with it. Yeah. This'll be fine for now. I'll just live with it for now. You know, for, but I'm like, hang on a second though. I'll go, this doesn't make sense. Okay.

[00:18:56] Is it a different color now on one side or the other? And she goes, no, it's exact same color. That wouldn't be the case. Even four months later, if one side was brighter than the other side, four months later, one side would still be lighter than the other side. Yeah. Unless you, unless you're sitting in the sun only on one side, you know what I mean? We're lighting that side up, you know? And yet still it would look different. So I've actually had some clients come in for like haircuts and they'll mention, okay, okay.

[00:19:25] Last time we left it a little long. I'm going to go shorter. So yeah, their hair was a little bit long. They didn't bother with, with it coming in to get it shorter. They just had it longer and they knew, okay, next time I'm going to say we should actually go shorter. Maybe that's all she was doing. Is this kind of like my thumb haircut? When I got my thumb haircut when I was like really short, it's like kind of like that. And I still go to the same barber. Now I just kind of go in and say like, Hey, don't give me the thumb. Right.

[00:19:54] And then he turns like, you know, a couple of shades of red and then cuts my hair. So like that. To make them aware of it. It's no matter what link your hair is, you look like a thumb anyway. I love it. No, what ended up happening was more of that. We were just letting her know, right? No, no, no, no. She wanted a redo. Oh, correct.

[00:20:19] She wanted a whole brand new highlight and not have to pay for it because this girl fucked it up four months ago. Oh. Oh, right. Wow. She's really working that system. Huh? Thinking that she's outsmarting. She's like, I don't like it, but I'm going to wait until I have roots. Yep. And then say, oh, it's not right. You need to fix. You need to fix this color now because you fucked up the first time. Look at her. Now I need color again.

[00:20:49] Look at her saving some money. Oh, work in the system. Yeah. So I was like, no, no, no, no. You're going to go out there and you're going to tell her. Oh, no. She went and told her. So you're paying full price. She's like, that window as far as like, you know. Four months is two inches of new growth anyway, right? Just yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's about the time. So she should have already had gotten her highlights done. Yes.

[00:21:19] And so that was longer. That's the thing. You know what I mean? So it's just like, no, absolutely not. You're going to pay full price. You had the window. We go through and get like at least two weeks or recalls within the first week. You know what I mean? And then we give you extend one more week for you to go through and figure out your schedule for you to come back in to get that done. Now, say if there's a vacation or something like that, because the people like, oh, I've been on vacation. I couldn't get to you.

[00:21:48] There's email and there's wifi all over the world. You could have sent an email. You could have sent us a text. You didn't have to call, but I mean, you're on a plane for a really long time. And I don't know these, these tubes that fly through the air, they have wifi enabled on there as well though, too. So you can actually send an email from the plane. I can send text messages from a plane. Yeah. Yeah. Some of them. So you don't have that excuse anymore. Okay. No.

[00:22:17] Don't get me started on that. Okay. Yeah. It's a totally different story. Yeah. But you have, you have the capability. If you're not saying anything within two weeks, I can't honor anything for you. Listen, you know, let alone four months. Two weeks is a rough, you know, time frame. It's just do it as soon as you can. You know, it's like, if you know, it's something you notice right away. It's not something you just like sit on and leave it alone.

[00:22:45] It's like, Hey, uh, you don't remember me, uh, but you cut my hair when I was a kid. I didn't like it. So let's redo it. Free. Yeah. No, that's not going to happen. You know, but I mean, I guess audacity was on sale. You know what I mean? It was kind of like this. So they're just using it all up. I was like, Holy shit. You know, but no, they told her you got to pay for it. You know?

[00:23:14] And then she finally like calmed down and she actually got her highlights done. They're like, you're here, you know, you're going to pay for it one way or the other. Cause if you're inside the salon and you have a service and you just get up and leave, cause you thought it was going to be for free. I'm still going to charge you for you. So book that time. Yeah. You didn't tell me, you didn't call me ahead of time to tell me you wanted a free service. This is a misunderstanding or anything, you know? No, it's not a misunderstanding. It's like, I know if I'm walking in somewhere and I'm going to pay for something, or if I'm

[00:23:43] expecting not to pay for something, you're going to know ahead of time before you walk in, you're going to give someone a heads up. You know, you don't just kind of walk in and think like, Oh, I'm going to manipulate this girl and see if she'll go through and give me a free service. And that's more than likely what it was. That's exactly what it was. And he knew that she would probably have to pay. She was just trying it out, feeling it out or feeling it out. She can get away with looking for a discount. She can outsmart a hairdresser, you know?

[00:24:13] And it's just, she's an idiot. Yeah. Not the hairdresser, the client. And she was a new, new hairstylist. I mean, she's like under two years of doing hair. So she came back and asked all of us. Yeah. And she came back to ask all of us to go through and see like what she, what she should do. And we're like, stick to your gut and you're going to charge this person full price. There's no way someone's going to come in four months later and try and manipulate you from that point. But people try this shit all the time.

[00:24:41] If you would have asked you to come over and straighten it out. Oh, I would have. Would you have done it? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. I don't, the people that I work with, I really like. How many how that would go? How would that go? You walk up. I just walked. Yep. You walk up, you light a cigar or no cigar. Or you walk over with a sandwich. I mean, start eating it while I'm walking towards her. It's like that actually. While you're having lunch, you're just looking at her and just going, what's up? I'm not, I wouldn't even do that.

[00:25:11] I would just answer with mm-hmm, mm-mm, mm-mm. That's it. You know, because I wouldn't even like actually talk. You know, I would. You just walk over and go, so I hear you don't want to pay. No, I would just. And then just look at her? Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Just look at her. Exactly. I wouldn't want to lose momentum. I wouldn't want to lose the momentum of chewing as I'm chewing the food. You know what I mean? So that way I just keep on. Well, if I talked, I would lose the momentum. Right? But no, I would walk over and I would say, what would be the problem?

[00:25:38] And say like, hey, it's been four months since you've had your hair color done. We normally give a week or a two-week grace period to let us know. If it was two different colors, you would have known the day of. And you would have said something. You could have called the day of. But when you got home, we're sending us an email. Emails 24 hours a day. That's totally fine. But you're going to pay full price today, either with a color or without a color because you booked this slot. Yeah. So we're going to charge you. You're going to charge that credit card. All right.

[00:26:09] But there's people who, you know, they think that their color fell out. And it's like, no, your hair grew in. Right. They think because it's called permanent color, it's going to stay that permanent color for the rest of their life. Did they really think that? Yes. I'm in shock that. So like I hear the story that you might have had, you know, like she mentioned that her hair color fell out of her roots. Yes. And she truly believed that. As her hair grows, new hair hasn't been colored yet.

[00:26:39] Like she thought that it was a, from now on, the gray is all gone. You do it once. That's what she thought. And it's over. That's what she thought. Like a tattoo. Yeah. So that doesn't wash off. Do your nails stop growing? Do your fingernails, your toenails stop growing? Well, no. And I'm like, well, guess what? Your hair keeps growing too. And the thing about those, I've been cutting this woman's hair at this point for 10 years. And she was finally like, I want to color my, my gray hairs.

[00:27:08] She never colored her hair before. And I'm like, cool. You know what I mean? So she came in, got her color done by somebody else. Of course, not me as I'm terrible at that. And then she called back and was like it like three, four weeks later going. And like, it fell out. And I've never heard this before. Someone saying that her color fell out. So I'm like, you got, I got to see this shit. So if she had never, she had never had color ever in her life. I get that she doesn't know how it works. But, uh, but you know how a haircut works.

[00:27:36] If you have any common sense, you would not think that the hair color is permanent. Come on now, Jack, you know, that common sense is in a flower that grows in everyone's garden. You know that, you know what I mean? So obviously she did. That's definitely not one of her flowers, you know? So he's not watering her flowers the right way. Obviously, if she thinks like that. Now she's pissing on him. So that's, I was like, what the fuck? You know?

[00:28:04] And so I didn't explain to her what roots were and showed her a picture on my phone. Roots. You know, you got to get your root touch up and here's the menu. Here's the root touch up. This is what you got to book for now. But there's fucking people out there. Like, remember the one girl that thought that the hair grew from the bottom out? So when you got a haircut, that right where you cut the hair, the hair grew from there down. Ends out. Sort of like how. Ends out. Exactly. Sort of like how Ivy grows, you know? Yes.

[00:28:34] Good analogy. Yeah. That's what she thinks like how hair grows like that. That just blew me away. I'm shocked that she even thought that. Seriously. Where's, where's Darwin? You know what I mean? It's like, oh, you got to get rid of this one. Hmm. Natural selection. And now it's time for the shitology. Jason.

[00:29:03] When the Neanderthal Karen bitch leaves her natural habitat and enters the unknown world called the hair salon. Remember a few key safety rules. Speak slowly in a calm and deliberate manner. Three letter words are ideal. Do not make direct eye contact and avoid sudden movements. Always communicate through the mirror in case of attack. They will attack the image in the mirror, giving you a chance to escape safely.

[00:29:31] That way you can charge their credit card on the way out before they destroy the front desk. I was imagining that. Okay. Okay. I'm not editing this. Put this all in. Don't do that. I hear that Ellen needed therapy from all the hate coming at her after the show ended. I have a question for Ellen. How did you find a therapist in LA?

[00:29:58] I thought all of them were treating the thousands of ex-employees you sent home crying. You say your show felt like a family? What kind of fucked up family did you grow up in? The Manson family? Well now you're cancelled. And with that, stay shitty and stay cancelled, Ellen.

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