Saving him a seat

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[00:00:28] No, no, no. I got the Chinese Botox, dude. Doesn't it look good? The bruising will go away. Oh, it's not real Botox? No, it's real. It's from China. Everything from China is real. I'm Jason and that's Jack. He stutters. I don't, but I'm massively dyslexic. Both of us are hairdressers with years of stories to tell. And this is shit I told my hairdresser.

[00:01:07] Well, hello there and welcome to another episode of Jack and Jason talking about the shit that we like to talk about. And hopefully you guys like for us to talk about. Talk about what exactly? Jason. Oh, I don't know. How about something that happened yesterday inside the salon, which everyone knows.

[00:01:34] Everybody knows. We always have that one person that brings in food that you're like, do not open that. Okay. What was it? You know, like, or it's like popcorn. People are like, start popping popcorn, microwave popcorn. And the whole salon smells like popcorn. At least popcorn smells good. And it makes you want popcorn. Usually. You have that one dick who's not sharing with you. Unless it's burned.

[00:02:00] Unless it's burned. I have walked and they've like cooked it for too long. You know, microwave popcorn. It's the worst. It's that charred block in the middle. You know what I mean? It's gross. And then they just throw it in the trash like that'll do. You know what I mean? You're like, no. And I worked at a movie, like when I was going to beauty school, I worked at a movie theater. And the worst smell is when people burn shit and then they put water on it. Wet popcorn fucking stinks. It reeks. That makes it worse?

[00:02:29] Yes. So they imagine like regular wet popcorn reeks. All right. So imagine burnt popcorn and they put water in the trash and walk away. They take the trash out to the bin. And don't just leave it in there for someone to go through and take out for you. Burned anything. Just like take it outside. You know, um, what was it though? What did this person at your salon? Are you ready for this? Open deck.

[00:02:56] Just when you think it wouldn't happen, you think that everyone has the sense not to do this. This girl did it. Okay. Cod. An entire piece of cod. Fish. Cod fish. Fish. Fish. But not just like, I'm talking like bone in stuff. Bettered like, oh. No. Like bone in like fish. Fish and chips or anything. It wasn't that. No.

[00:03:23] That might have smelled a little bit better, but she microwaved a piece of cod with the bone. I mean, I walked into that break room and I'm like, holy shit. It, you know what it smelled like to me? I even told her this too. It smelled like if it was like gynecologist's office in a Panamanian prison. That's what it smelled like. Oh my God. What? She looked at me and she goes, shut up, Jason. I go, it stinks in here. It fucking reeks.

[00:03:51] I can't believe you just said that. Okay. Um, and then she opens up the door. As soon as she opens it up, this guy is sitting there getting his hair cut and he goes, whoa, someone's having some fish. I go, see, I go, go get some air freshener from the bathroom and spray down the whole back of the break area. I'm like, cause this state, she goes, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm like, go get rid of the smell. Do something to get rid of it. You know, don't just open the door and air it out. She has no, uh, smell.

[00:04:21] I don't know what the, I don't know what it was. It was like, I guess not. It's like when you start to sweat too much, you can't smell yourself sometimes. You know what I mean? Or you put on too, too much perfume and you can't smell yourself. It's like maybe after a while, maybe it was something like that. But she was like, I don't, I don't get, I don't smell. And I go, are you joking? She must've been so hungry. Female Panamanian prison. That's what it smells like.

[00:04:46] And then she walks out and I'm following her telling her to get an air freshener. And her client is underneath the dryer with highlights. And she goes, whoa, that's strong. I go, see, I'm like, your stylist is the one who did it. She cooked fish in a microwave. You wonder how she's walking around still smelling like, cause you smell like that. Now too. We all do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a short treatment.

[00:05:13] You just walk in there and it's like your clothes will smell like it. Your hair. Yeah. Everyone has to shower now. But I'm like, you, do you not get it? She often do things like this or just oblivious to their surroundings and just doesn't. It's like, there's no business being around the people. It's funny. Cause she, she pretends like she doesn't care. But then later on she walked over to me. Yes, she does. She was private and was like, did it really smell that bad?

[00:05:42] And I go, holy shit, girl. Are you fucking kidding me? We started laughing. So I was like. What is this? Oh, wait. She's like, first, like, uh, I don't care. You know, uh, like. Oh yeah, totally. I'm not doing that. I'm like an air fresher inside there. And it's like, I don't care. Well, we all do. So attitude is what I don't like her attitude. You want to know? Another thing that bugs me is when you leave someone Tony at the shampoo bowl for like four hours and you're like, fuck you. I don't care. You know what I mean? It's like that attitude, you know?

[00:06:12] Like I cooked fish and go fuck yourselves. It was, it was good. They just. Microwave fish is never good. I don't know if anybody ever tried. You ever tried the microwave fish? No. Yeah, exactly. I barely even use a microwave anyway. I don't. So like if I warm something up, it's usually in the oven. We have air fryers now and it's way better. Or that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have an air fryers to that. That's like an oven anyway. It's just an oven on my counter. But not fish.

[00:06:39] No, no, it's not even allowed in here. So. I smoke mine. I have a smoker and I smoke mine. You know what I mean? And it's like, that's enough. That's enough of a smell. But inside the salon. Oh, we fancy. Yeah. I mean, I'm like. That's a bit much. I don't know why she's just not thinking of others at all. You know, it's like. They had to work. Every hair salon has that annoying person who you're just like. Oh. What were you fucking thinking?

[00:07:09] We had one. And he's recently not there anymore. He's no longer with us. Oh. Oh. Not. Oh. He died? No, he's not dead. Oh. But he's no longer with us. He's no longer with us. That happened once. Sounded like a headline in a newspaper or something. That actually happened once. A salon years ago. There was a guy who left. And a client had called up. And asked for him.

[00:07:38] And a girl at the desk was like. Oh, I'm sorry. He's no longer with us. And she freaked out. She's like. Oh my God. What happened? I can't believe it. I need to send flowers. And then she was like. Oh. When did it happen? And she's not realizing. You know. That a woman. He died. And so the receptionist is like. Oh. Like two weeks ago. And she just meant. He's not working there anymore. He's working at another salon.

[00:08:08] He's no longer with us. Right. Yeah. But. Do you want. That's the thing. Front desk girls. Some of them are just thicker than pig shit. Well. You know what I mean? They're so dense. You know. It's like. Some of them. The ones who are good. But no one's ever grown up. Like I want to be a receptionist at a hair salon. You know what I mean? It's like not their ambition in life. But. No. Tell me about your. Your friend. But they're good. Buddy. Oh. Yeah. The one who's no longer with us. Correct. Oh my God. He was. Well.

[00:08:38] First of all. He was really loud. And. Oh. Yeah. There was no escaping it either. And it's not even like he was talking about anything intelligent. It's. Oh. Blabbing. It's way too loud. He has no concern about how loud he is. And. What would be more annoying? What would be more annoying? Someone who has a speaker on their cell phone on or his voice? Oh my God. He's also done that. Oh God. He's done that too.

[00:09:08] He's been loud. While. That's the word. Speaker phone. Yeah. Like I've heard him walk through doing that. And I was like wow. That. If that's not the worst. I was like. No. Can you please just pull out your earwax. Like air pod. And put it in your ear. You know. And just like plug it up. So we don't have to listen to your dumb conversation. I don't know. I mean that's. I don't know. It's the worst. I mean people just don't know their. Their volume level. Thing is. He knew it.

[00:09:36] And he didn't care. Oh. So he knows he's loud. He jokes about it. And I was like you know. It's not even funny. You know. It's like. You know. Here I am. This is how I am. Hope you like it. If you don't. Who cares. It's rude. And. And it's also. People must like you a lot. Well. It turns out. That people are happy. That he's not there anymore. You know. It's like. The more I hear this. He just wouldn't say anything. You know. I guess.

[00:10:07] I put up with him. Only because. I just know his type. Yeah. In West Hollywood. You know. Gay guys who are just loud. And obnoxious. And. Yeah. They just need you to know. That they're loud and gay. And so. He did that. But he was also. He was like. He didn't really care. Much about anything. You know. The way he dressed. Like it was sloppy. He walked in. What would he wear? And like. Not all the time.

[00:10:36] But sometimes. As the weather warms up. He looked like. He was heading over to Home Depot. And he was kind of working his yard later. Meaning. Oh God. Cut off. T-shirt. Way down. Like armpit. Showing. Shorts. And Crocs. Oh God. To work. Okay. You haven't yet cut off. And anything cut off. You should not be wearing your work. Yeah. Period. Period. I don't care. They weren't like. Daisy Dukes.

[00:11:06] Doesn't matter. They weren't long. Shorts either. And once was like a mesh. Shirt. You could just see his whole body. And. Oh no. No. No. That's just not professional. Swim trunks. And once again. Crocs. Swim trunks. Swim trunks. Yeah. Yeah. He looked like he was heading to the beach. So on one hand. He looks like one of the people that works at Home Depot. That doesn't want to help you. Someday. Right. And then on the other hand. He's. It sounds like he's like a barista. Oh no.

[00:11:36] He would want to help you. May or may not. May or may not want to put their finger in your coffee. You know what I mean? It's like. The barista that looks like they might put their finger in your coffee. He looks like. So it sounds like one of those. Yeah. Yeah. And. And. Swim trunks around. Like then licks it. And goes. There you go. Here's your coffee. Enjoy. So on top of all that. He was quite often hungover or just high. Oh yeah. You know. But like marijuana is legal here. So I guess he took full advantage of that.

[00:12:06] And thing is. You can do that. But he's also working. Right. You know. He got some bad reviews. And also. There was one. I saw. A client. He messed up the color. Like really bad. So. It's. Better that he's not there. Yeah. No. Sounds like it. I mean. It's just. You know. It just sounds like. I. It screams. I don't care. Or. You got some other issues. You need to work out. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:36] It's sort of like. I don't know. It's like he hates himself. Yeah. I think we know the type. Don't we? Yeah. Yeah. It's like the type of person. You're like. Hey. Just. Come in and join the team. And be with us. You know what I mean? Just like. Just like. He's. Abusing his body. You know. It's like. I don't know what. He's. Get off of the dope. You know. Yeah. Don't worry. We're saving him a seat.

[00:13:09] And we're back. All right. So we need to go through. And talk about. Illegal services. That are done inside the salon. Besides. Making Crocs. Illegal inside the salon. That I think should be illegal. But I'm talking about. Like. Illegal services. Services. That they offer. Or. Services not mentioned. Like. Dealing. The dope. And. Sexual. Favors. Or services. Is that what you're talking about?

[00:13:39] You're going to talk about that. That's a good one though. It's like. We're going to talk about that later. Oh. That's another day. That's another day. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I'm not talking about. Like. Sex workers. I'm talking about. Like. Fish pedicures. How would you feel about. A fish pedicure? Have you heard of that? I would try that. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that on TV. I feel like it happens in. Japan. Uh huh. I don't. Or. Somewhere. On the far east. Like. Well. They're starting to get banned. Do they do that here? Yeah.

[00:14:09] And they're starting to get banned. Because the CDC. Said that. With a fish pedicure. It is impossible. To go through. And sanitize the water. So that means. If you got some like. Gross chick. With like. A toe flungus. Okay. Yeah. And she pops her big old hoof. Inside there. You know what I mean? With some green shit. God. You know what I mean? It's like. Yeah. Guess what? You're going to get that too. Because you can't sanitize the water. Yeah. I guess not. It's.

[00:14:38] You would have to make it the same as a swimming pool. Or like hot tub. And. Yeah. There's living things in there. You know. Fish are going to die. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Exactly. Makes sense. But. It's not just that though. They don't feed the fish. So they're making the fish only. Oh. Dead skin. That's why. So they're starving. The fish. So the fish don't eat. So that way the fish. Eat. The dead skin. Because if they're full.

[00:15:07] If you're feeding them. They're not going to want to eat dead skin. That means these fish are hungry. Well. Fuck that. Then. Exactly. Oh God. They're making them eat these. Fucking. Nasty women's feet. With calluses. And bunions. Yeah. So these fish are on a steady diet. Of like foot cheese. That's awful. Right. Why hasn't. PETA gotten a hold of this. Well. They're saying. This is animal cruelty. They're saying. It is. So yeah. I think PETA should be on top of this.

[00:15:37] That's for sure. But they're starting to ban it now. Across the United States. So. I agree with that. I say people. Don't. Don't do it. Just don't fucking do it. I've never done it. I go for pedicures. But not a fish. Use a pumice. Right. That's all you need. Do it at home. Don't be plopping your hooves. Like you said. I love that. I've seen some feet. That look like. Like a toe fungus. Along the animals. Yeah. They're all green. And kind of lumpy. Okay.

[00:16:07] That's enough. It looks like a broken pumice stone. You know what I mean? That's what it looks like. Okay. Like little particles on each other. Yep. Thanks. Yeah. I'm going to make you throw up. Yep. Good. All right. So the next one. Is a Japanese eyelash perm. I mean. What could go wrong there? What could go wrong? You're going to go through. And perm your eyelash. So what they're doing. Is they're putting in. A little rod. Behind the eyelash. So it looks like. A q-tip. You know.

[00:16:37] The cardboard. Yeah. Like that. Sort of how you curl lashes anyway. You know. It's like you have to bend. Or. Yes. Crimp them. So this is a little rod. That goes behind the eyelash. Right. And they're going through. And putting a perm solution. On the eyelash to perm it. Oh. Okay. What could go wrong? Oh. Solution. So. Yeah. Yeah. They're not just wrapping it around. They're putting a solution. Over the top of it. So it permanently waves. The eyelash hair. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:17:07] Or your eyelash. They have any warnings on that? Like. Do not get this inside. Eyes. Oh. It's already been reported. The. The. Chemicals can cause serious eye injuries. Yeah. You know. It's like. How do you keep that out of someone's eyeball? It's. You're going to blink it in. Or. As soon as people touch your eyes. You kind of like. Already kind of squint anyhow. Right. Are you going to blink. That you're going to blink. Straight into your eyes. You know. So. How did something like this. Even make it to the market? I have no idea.

[00:17:37] I just love the fact that they actually did it. But here's the thing. People. Remember. The labels. The warning labels. On the curling irons. Do not use on your eyelashes. Yeah. Well. If people are stupid enough to go through and use that. I mean. Of course. What's the next thing. It's going to. Let's perm instead. Let's do a perm. Forget that. The curling irons. The curling irons. The curling irons. They also had a warning saying. Or maybe instructions. Or maybe instructions. Saying.

[00:18:06] For external use only. Right. I forgot about that. Yeah. You're right. Yeah. Remember that? Yeah. What does that mean? Yeah. You know what that means. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't put it in the no-no zone. Right? Yeah. But I mean. It's like. If you can't curl your eyelashes with a curling iron. I have the next best solution. We're going to do an eyelash perm. You know. So. That's starting to be banned now. Chemicals. So. That's illegal to do inside the hair salon. So.

[00:18:36] If you see that service. Okay. Ah. Illegal. All right. So. For estheticians. And here's one of the things. A lot of estheticians do. Some weird shit. As well. One of them is like. Laser hair removal. Yeah. You know. Or even the tattooing. You know what I mean. It's like. You can't use a needle. You can't be using this kind of stuff. Besides the salons. Yeah. You can't do that. Don't you have to have like a special license anyway? I do that. Yeah. Anything that's injectable. You have to be either a nurse. Yeah. You know what I mean. Or. You have to be a license. A body.

[00:19:06] That's not. Yeah. Yeah. So. Laser hair removal. No. I don't think so. You have to go see. Yeah. I. I. Have a friend who did that. And. He's a nurse. But. There you go. Right. That's why they hired her. You know. It was. Because you have to. Teeth whitening. Now. Why the fuck would you want to go to a. Yeah. Why would you want to go to a hair salon and get your teeth whitened? Or. Oh. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. They're having. Yeah. People are having teeth whitened at salons. At the salons. Yes. Hair salon. And they have a laser.

[00:19:36] Like they have like a blue light that goes inside there. To kind of whiten the teeth. Yeah. So they're doing that. The estheticians are starting to do that. To make extra money. Teeth whitening. And I've actually seen this at hair shows. I've actually. I've actually been to the hair show where they've actually had people go through and do teeth whitening. And they have a whole service. Does a regular esthetician license cover teeth whitening? No. Oh. That's why it's illegal. I didn't think so. Yeah. Yeah. Why would they.

[00:20:10] Try anything. Won't they? Oh yeah. Yeah. And also one of the. The newest things. So the two is skin resurfacing. So the micro blading or whatnot. They're. Oh yeah. Yeah. Are in a band that too. You know. But. The biggest thing that they're trying to go through and get them to move away from. Is injectables. So. That is a big thing. So. A lot of people are getting into the Botox. And they're not nurses. Who are not even licensed. I bet. Exactly. Wow. So.

[00:20:40] How do your hair. You get your haircut. You get highlights. And you get Botox. Yep. Exactly. So. They're saying no more injectables. Wow. But. So I had a friend of mine tell me about somebody in New York. Who actually just got arrested. Because he is a skin care specialist. Who was just busted not too long ago. My friend actually sent me this article. Because he actually knew the person. And went and got some Botox from him.

[00:21:11] He was going through and injecting people with phony Botox from China. So it wasn't. It's not real Botox. It was fake. So this is some shit that was sent over from China. And he was using it on people. And people were getting. What do you mean exactly? Wait. So. They were labeling it as Botox brand. And it was not real. Or. Yeah. This was a knockoff cheaper version of it. Both. It was all of that. Okay. All the above. You know what I mean? So it was like. You know.

[00:21:41] If he. It's like. Here's Botox. And it costs like a thousand dollars. But then you find someone to do it for 50 bucks. Be weary of the guy doing it for 50 bucks. You know. But this guy. I see. He was actually charging people a decent amount of money. He was actually charging them a good amount. And he was using the fake shit from China. And people were experiencing double vision. Heart palpitations. From the. Injectable in your face. And you're getting heart palpitations. Something's wrong. Well. It's going in your system.

[00:22:11] You know. Like it's obviously poison. So. And he knew it. The actual. Oh. He knew it wasn't real. He knew it was real. Okay. He knew it wasn't real. So. I was going to ask. You know. It's like. Maybe he got fooled. He didn't realize it wasn't real. It was a knockoff. Oh no. He knew about it. He knew about it. And the court document said he knew about it as well too. But he's having people pay anywhere from like. You know. A hundred bucks to five hundred dollars per session.

[00:22:41] Oh. He said. Yeah. He said. One of the victims began experiencing double vision. Lightheadedness. Difficulty swallowing and chewing. Heart palpitations. And a slurring of speech. Yeah. According to the criminal complaint. I mean. You're like. Having a stroke. Yeah. Or something like that. You know. Exactly. Wow. Yeah. The victim was later. Diagnosed with botulism toxin. Botulism.

[00:23:10] What was in that exactly? I don't know. You know. Because it's like. Here. I'm going to give you Botox. But it's like motor oil. Yeah. Synthetic motor oil. At that. You want to do it? Maybe he's like me. Maybe he's dyslexic. You know what I mean? And he got the shot for botulism. I thought it was Botox. Oh. Maybe. He mixed up all the letters. Maybe you're right. I was like. Oh no. It's Botox. Oh my God. Yeah. Give him a break. He's got severe. You know.

[00:23:39] Dyslexia. Like I do. You know what I mean? So. Or autism. One of the two. Maybe so. No. But he was. I mean. Seriously. This guy was living in a penthouse. Just above where he practiced at. And a nice one too. As I saw the photos online. And even his office was really. So he was charging people a good amount. Especially if you have an office in Manhattan. You know what I mean? In a penthouse apartment. You were doing pretty good. And so. He was charging. A normal Botox rate. Right. But.

[00:24:08] He was buying all this shit. At a discount from China. Wow. And they arrested him. Just before he was about to do another person. And they arrested him. Just before he. He was about to inject somebody else. They don't even know how lucky they were. Right. Maybe they do. I don't know how. Someone gets away with this. Or even found out earlier. You know. It's like. So like it obviously worked on some people. Because if he's doing a lot of them. And. Everyone was. Maybe he was mixing it in. He was giving some real Botox.

[00:24:38] And some fake. You know what I mean? Who knows? You know. So he had to build up. Like if he liked you. It's like. Okay. I'm not going to give you the bad shit. If. He didn't know you. You know. I think he'll never return again. He gives you the cheap shit. Or maybe. You want to know what though? He was making such a good profit. And then he found this fake Botox. And thought like. Hey. I'll give this a shot. Yeah. You know. And just started in with that. Who knows? You know. He had to get his business from somewhere. So he's probably using the real stuff at first.

[00:25:08] You know. And then doing his research. Found the cheap shit. It's like when you. It's like when they send you the hair. You know what I mean? You get those ads. You see sometimes for like fake hair. Over in like. You know. From India. From China. Like. Oh. Yeah. Get it for much cheaper. You know what I mean? It's like. It's horse hair. Same real hair. Or it's like some drug addict. Who's. Hold out their hair. For like a crack rock or something. You know. It's like. Exactly. Yeah. So. What does he do? Was he a nurse? Is he a doctor? Yeah. Yeah. He actually was. Yeah.

[00:25:38] He was actually certified. Oh. He is a doctor. Yeah. And so. But he was buying. You know. This fake stuff. He even. Requested. The company that was buying it from in China. China. He's saying that his clients were suffering. And that. That he should be compensated with 41 more bottles for free. He says. I want more of this toxic substance. To give the people. And I want it for free. As. His words. That he put in the email. Saying to the company in China.

[00:26:07] That the FBI actually got off of his emails. Wow. He just signed his own death warrant. Didn't he? Yeah. Oh. Oh yeah. I mean look at some of the court records. Says. Hi there. Hope you're well. One of my eyelids. Are drooping. And I'm wondering what should I do? I'm in Spain. And he's basically. He's like. Oh. We didn't go that low. And that shouldn't have happened to your brows. You know. It's like. Good luck to you. No rebound. And don't worry about it. Thanks. Bye. All the best. Yeah.

[00:26:37] Awesome prayers. I wanted to let you know. I started to have double vision. The first week of April. After the Botox had been set in. I had an MRI of my brain. And had a visit with the ER last Saturday. They ruled out my brain. And suspected it could be the Botox. See here. Today. The news. There's news. There's news. Being released about counterfeit Botox. Going around.

[00:27:05] I thought I let you know what was going on. Maybe you got a bad batch. I'm seeing an eye doctor shortly. And we'll know more soon. And he basically was just kind of like. Oh. Sorry about that. You know. He's like. Yeah. Good morning. You know. I have good news. My vision is back. Oh no. I'm sorry. He basically said. That's crazy. I'll check with my distributor. My bad. My bad. Yeah. Wow. Thank God.

[00:27:34] This person's vision did come back. But these are the reports that you know. These people have been mailing to him. What a piece of shit he is. Yep. And he's a doctor. Yeah. And you know what. They ought to be doing this in Harris. I think. Yeah. I don't think so. Why not. Make it all legal. Have the fish in the waiting room. Everyone can take off their shoes while they're waiting. And have their. Sure.

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