Karens aren't happy Ep#64

[00:00:00] This is Mr. T and I pity the fool who listens to this shit show.

[00:00:05] Jeez, dude, you sound exactly like him.

[00:00:08] I know.

[00:00:20] Good, glad you've been waiting.

[00:00:23] And welcome back to Shit I Told My Hairdresser.

[00:00:26] Jack has been waiting for the show to start.

[00:00:29] I'm waiting on you and you're-

[00:00:32] I've been waiting on you.

[00:00:33] You're lagging.

[00:00:34] No, you know what it was though?

[00:00:35] It was whatever platform we're on right now was just like lagging.

[00:00:41] It's like the end of the year.

[00:00:42] So the squirrels have gotten tired, I guess.

[00:00:44] I don't know.

[00:00:44] I knocked over my fucking coffee.

[00:00:46] It went all over my goddamn desk.

[00:00:48] Yep.

[00:00:51] We're starting off late today, guys.

[00:00:53] Did you get a new coffee?

[00:00:54] Yeah, I got my new coffee.

[00:00:55] I'm good.

[00:00:56] I'm good.

[00:00:57] Can you tell?

[00:00:57] I'm wide awake.

[00:00:59] Yeah.

[00:00:59] I'm ready to go.

[00:01:00] You're shot out of a cannon right now.

[00:01:02] Exactly.

[00:01:03] Exactly.

[00:01:04] For the new year that's coming up.

[00:01:06] It is.

[00:01:07] Yeah.

[00:01:07] It is.

[00:01:08] Today is the day.

[00:01:09] So we're actually recording on New Year's Eve.

[00:01:11] So you get this right afterwards.

[00:01:13] Yep.

[00:01:13] And for the new year, what we're actually going to go through and do is ask everyone, if

[00:01:19] you don't mind, smash up those likes.

[00:01:23] Go through and give us a follow.

[00:01:25] Please go through and actually give us a review because it really helps us grow and

[00:01:28] get other people to actually see our show or hear it.

[00:01:32] Sometimes you have some of you guys do see it on Instagram.

[00:01:35] Give us a little follow on Instagram if you don't mind.

[00:01:37] Jack will go through and say something funny if you do because he rarely ever says anything

[00:01:42] funny.

[00:01:43] Maybe.

[00:01:43] Oh, good.

[00:01:44] So let me ask you.

[00:01:45] Do you have any regrets?

[00:01:48] Besides being your friend?

[00:01:49] For the last.

[00:01:50] I regret it every day.

[00:01:53] I don't know.

[00:01:54] I don't know.

[00:01:54] What I mean is in last year, like any regrets about it or complaints about how it went or.

[00:02:02] No, my life is awesome.

[00:02:04] I have an amazing life, so I'm very happy.

[00:02:06] I have no complaints, but.

[00:02:08] As long as you think so.

[00:02:09] I have actually heard some people complaining lately.

[00:02:14] This has been something new that I've been paying attention to on Instagram and on TikTok.

[00:02:19] There's been a lot of people out there complaining right now about what hairdressers charge.

[00:02:27] And I don't know if you've seen this or not, you know what I mean?

[00:02:30] But it's kind of been out there right now.

[00:02:32] And and there there's people out there who are just bitching about the prices that hairdressers charge.

[00:02:39] Well, let me guess what generation this is who's doing that.

[00:02:44] Oh, I think, you know.

[00:02:46] So it's not Gen X.

[00:02:48] No, not our generation.

[00:02:49] Or millennials.

[00:02:51] I bet it's.

[00:02:52] Yeah, some of those.

[00:02:54] I think more millennials.

[00:02:55] No, it's got to be the worst of the worst.

[00:03:01] They all hate us anyway.

[00:03:03] I'm Gen X.

[00:03:04] And.

[00:03:05] But they're not complaining about.

[00:03:06] We don't care.

[00:03:07] The Xers.

[00:03:07] They're not complaining about the Xers.

[00:03:08] What they're complaining about is even the newer stylist and how much they're charging for a haircut or charging for a color.

[00:03:15] You know, they're just bitching about it.

[00:03:17] And they're saying how unfair it is and how they shouldn't be charging.

[00:03:22] It's like everyone's advertising that they're going through and providing a luxury service.

[00:03:27] You want to want if you can afford to go through and get your color done and have someone else cut your hair.

[00:03:32] That is a luxury.

[00:03:33] I'm sorry.

[00:03:34] It is.

[00:03:35] Sure.

[00:03:36] Sure.

[00:03:36] Sure.

[00:03:36] You know, it's having someone else do it is a luxury.

[00:03:39] Well, it's like a specialist.

[00:03:43] Yeah.

[00:03:43] It's like your average one may have the one that just has everything, you know, has everything like in a mediocre way.

[00:03:51] Maybe.

[00:03:51] Maybe.

[00:03:53] I don't know.

[00:03:54] No, here's the thing.

[00:03:54] They're making it sound like a haircut is a necessity and their color is an necessity and that their extensions.

[00:04:00] You know, no, this is a luxury.

[00:04:03] Having you, you can cut your hair yourself.

[00:04:05] You don't have to go to a hair salon.

[00:04:08] Yeah, exactly.

[00:04:08] You don't have to go to a hair salon.

[00:04:10] You know, you actually do it yourself.

[00:04:12] This is a luxury.

[00:04:14] Having going somewhere else and actually paying for them to go through and do your hair is a luxury.

[00:04:19] But these people, they want to go through and dictate what they want to pay, you know, because they're kind of like, I'm not getting exactly what I want.

[00:04:28] And one of the girls that were on there was saying that, you know, that if you want to go through and provide a luxury service, not only does she want to drink, but she also wants a snack.

[00:04:36] She wants to have her hands rubbed, a snack, her feet rubbed and her hand massage and also some quiet time.

[00:04:46] No, no, no.

[00:04:47] Quiet time.

[00:04:49] Quiet time.

[00:04:49] Oh.

[00:04:50] In a hair salon.

[00:04:50] Here's what.

[00:04:52] So we're supposed to need to provide a quiet room for them to go and sit in for a while.

[00:04:55] So that way they have like a peaceful Zen moment.

[00:04:58] What the fuck is that?

[00:05:00] Here's what she wants her stylist to bring her like whatever, like a Mr. Pibb.

[00:05:07] Yeah.

[00:05:08] And then hand her some Twinkies and then turn around and go, shut up, everybody.

[00:05:14] It's quiet time.

[00:05:16] My client needs quiet time.

[00:05:17] The entire salon to be quiet.

[00:05:20] Do you realize there's a lot of blow dryers?

[00:05:23] Right.

[00:05:24] She can't wait a fucking hour to eat something?

[00:05:27] No.

[00:05:28] What's up with this woman?

[00:05:30] Bring your own food.

[00:05:31] Some issues.

[00:05:32] It's not a restaurant.

[00:05:34] You're getting there to get your hair done.

[00:05:36] Seriously.

[00:05:36] Like that's a bit much.

[00:05:38] If that's what luxury is.

[00:05:39] Okay.

[00:05:40] I don't know.

[00:05:41] She just wants her feet rubbed and like everyone fanning her.

[00:05:46] Something.

[00:05:47] She must have seen this on a movie.

[00:05:49] Right.

[00:05:50] Exactly.

[00:05:50] Or got this once on a Norwegian cruise or something.

[00:05:54] I don't know.

[00:05:55] I don't know.

[00:05:56] But I mean, I was listening to it and I'm like, who in the fuck are these people?

[00:06:00] They're just trying to, their paychecks don't match what they want and they're angry about

[00:06:06] it.

[00:06:06] So what do they do?

[00:06:07] They get on the internet, they get on some social media thing and they just start to bitch

[00:06:11] about it.

[00:06:12] You know what I mean?

[00:06:12] Saying it's not fair.

[00:06:13] These people are charging $600 for a color and a haircut or, you know, they have like all

[00:06:18] the cart services.

[00:06:19] They actually charge for the haircut and charge for the color.

[00:06:23] They charge for the blow dry after a color.

[00:06:24] And it's like, do you, do you get charged for dessert after we, when you have a meal at

[00:06:29] a restaurant, it doesn't come free.

[00:06:32] They don't give you a free cheesecake after you just because you ate your chicken.

[00:06:36] I think that some people have like a strange idea of like how it should work.

[00:06:42] You know, it's just, I don't know.

[00:06:44] You're right though.

[00:06:46] They want it all.

[00:06:47] And maybe what it is you mentioned, okay, a new ones who are charging a lot of money

[00:06:52] and they don't have that experience yet to do that.

[00:06:57] Right.

[00:06:57] That's fine.

[00:06:58] They haven't had the 10,000 hours, which is about 10 years of working is what that means.

[00:07:04] I think I have over 30,000 hours.

[00:07:09] No, it's five years.

[00:07:11] Five years is 10,000.

[00:07:12] I do know that.

[00:07:12] Oh, I thought it was 10 years.

[00:07:14] That makes sense.

[00:07:15] Five years is?

[00:07:17] Yeah.

[00:07:17] And you want to know what's out?

[00:07:18] Then I've got about 60,000 hours.

[00:07:21] Right.

[00:07:22] Yeah.

[00:07:23] And you still do shit work.

[00:07:28] Anyhow, me too.

[00:07:29] So it's all right.

[00:07:31] But if you are one of those new kids and you're trying to charge these prices and your work

[00:07:36] does not look like that, you're going to die.

[00:07:40] And that's fine.

[00:07:41] Everyone needs to learn.

[00:07:42] You know, you'll learn the hard way.

[00:07:45] Yeah.

[00:07:46] You know, that's totally fine.

[00:07:47] And you want to let there are those exceptions that some people who are charging way too much

[00:07:51] and what they deserve.

[00:07:53] They'll just kind of float off, you know.

[00:07:55] But these people are saying across the board, hairdressers need to get their head screwed

[00:07:59] on straight and start charging the prices that they think is fair.

[00:08:03] Yeah.

[00:08:04] You know, that's what I'm saying.

[00:08:05] It's like if your paycheck still looks like the 1990s, our services don't need to match

[00:08:10] the prices from the 90s back.

[00:08:12] You know, it's like that's not going to happen.

[00:08:14] I'm not going to charge you $22 a haircut, you know, because you think that's, you know,

[00:08:19] what you should be paying.

[00:08:20] You know, last time I, last time I checked the neighborhood where I work in,

[00:08:24] a teardown is $1.6 million.

[00:08:28] You know what I mean?

[00:08:29] So that's a teardown.

[00:08:30] The average home in the area is over for a house.

[00:08:34] Okay.

[00:08:34] You know, the average house now is over $2 million.

[00:08:37] So, I mean, I granted that's not every neighborhood.

[00:08:40] I know Seattle has kind of gotten crazy, but that doesn't mean you can't just go down the

[00:08:44] road and find someone a little bit cheaper, you know, but you're going to get what you

[00:08:48] get.

[00:08:48] If you want to go through and get the quality service and you see their work and you know

[00:08:54] that's what you want and they charge, you know, $600, you're going to get that work.

[00:08:59] If someone's charging you $600 and they don't produce that work, then fucking complain, say

[00:09:05] something, don't pay it.

[00:09:06] Right.

[00:09:07] If you're getting shit work.

[00:09:08] So I walk into a restaurant, I order the steak and they hand me chicken.

[00:09:11] I mean, what the fuck is this?

[00:09:12] I'm not paying for this.

[00:09:14] Ashley say something.

[00:09:15] Don't get on the internet and start bitching about it.

[00:09:18] That's not helpful.

[00:09:19] Yeah.

[00:09:19] And it's, um, here's the luxury I give them is I don't fuck up their hair.

[00:09:25] Exactly.

[00:09:26] That's really what it is.

[00:09:28] They can trust that I've had enough experience to know what they want and how to not fuck

[00:09:34] it up.

[00:09:35] So that's what they're paying for.

[00:09:37] And that was another thing that they were talking about as well, though, too, they were

[00:09:40] calling out the hairdressers saying that a tube of color costs $7, $18 a tube.

[00:09:46] And yet you're charging, you know, $200, $300, $400 for the service.

[00:09:51] And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:09:53] Hang on a second.

[00:09:54] How about a restaurant?

[00:09:55] All right.

[00:09:56] Hang on a second.

[00:09:57] Oh, that's a very good example.

[00:09:58] You're right.

[00:09:59] Yeah.

[00:10:00] Yeah.

[00:10:00] That's a very good example.

[00:10:01] Those ingredients are super cheap and they're charging a lot of money for what they make

[00:10:09] out of those simple ingredients.

[00:10:11] Yes.

[00:10:12] Absolutely.

[00:10:13] And if they know how to do it well, it's worth it.

[00:10:16] If they don't, then it's not.

[00:10:18] So the colorist, even though the colored tube is like $7, it's how they mix it up.

[00:10:27] Yep.

[00:10:27] I got to know how to do it.

[00:10:29] And most importantly, how not to do it.

[00:10:33] Exactly.

[00:10:34] So I have clients in my chair and they go, oh yeah, the bleach went through and destroyed

[00:10:38] my hair.

[00:10:39] I go, no, the bleach didn't do it.

[00:10:41] The person holding the brush did it.

[00:10:44] It wasn't the bleach because everyone likes to go through and blame the bleach.

[00:10:48] Oh, the bleach is so hard on my hair.

[00:10:50] No, it's not.

[00:10:52] Right.

[00:10:52] Yeah.

[00:10:52] Let's blame the bleach.

[00:10:53] How dare that bleach.

[00:10:54] Mean old bleach.

[00:10:55] Yeah.

[00:10:55] You know what I mean?

[00:10:55] But no, it's not.

[00:10:56] It's a person applying it.

[00:10:58] Years.

[00:10:58] Or they should have told the client like, hey, you want to what?

[00:11:01] You're like a level three.

[00:11:02] You're not going to be a level 10 unless you're going to have a shit ton of breakage.

[00:11:06] So get that through your head.

[00:11:07] Just because you had, just because you saw a photo and someone looks really great and it doesn't

[00:11:11] mean it's going to look good on you.

[00:11:13] But what you're paying for is that person's knowledge on what not to do to your head and

[00:11:20] not to fuck it up like you were saying.

[00:11:21] So don't go through and be like, oh, it was the bleach.

[00:11:24] It was this.

[00:11:25] You know, it only cost you $7.

[00:11:28] No.

[00:11:29] How many years experience are you paying for?

[00:11:32] You know, if you do find someone new and they don't have those years of experience and

[00:11:36] then you overpay for it because you didn't do your due diligence and go in for a consultation

[00:11:40] and actually meet this person ahead of time.

[00:11:42] Yeah.

[00:11:43] Because that's why I tell clients, go in for the consultation.

[00:11:45] If it doesn't feel right or if it doesn't sound right, walk away.

[00:11:51] Walk away.

[00:11:52] Go in for a consultation first.

[00:11:54] Yeah.

[00:11:54] You know?

[00:11:55] Why not?

[00:11:56] You know?

[00:11:56] But these women, they just like that.

[00:11:58] It was, I watched post after post.

[00:12:00] I think it was the other day I was watching them and I was like, why am I?

[00:12:06] Every time I go through and it's always, it's like, I got wrapped up into it and I felt like

[00:12:12] I was watching it.

[00:12:13] It's always like, it's like, I'm watching a documentary, you know what I mean?

[00:12:16] About like a trailer park killing.

[00:12:18] And I'm in this, like the person doing is the woman that saw everything.

[00:12:22] You know what I mean?

[00:12:23] It's like, that's who's going through and doing the video.

[00:12:25] You know what I mean?

[00:12:25] She's just like, she's like the president of the HOA at the trailer park.

[00:12:28] Oh, you know what I mean?

[00:12:29] Exactly.

[00:12:31] I'm going to give you my two cents and I do my, and this one woman was literally going

[00:12:37] through and telling everyone how her hair looks amazing.

[00:12:40] She does it herself now.

[00:12:41] And these hairdressers are coming after her because she's teaching clients or other people

[00:12:48] on how to do their own hair, how to do their own extensions.

[00:12:51] And I'm looking at her going like, you look like a 20 year old broom has been placed on

[00:12:56] your head.

[00:12:57] You think that looks good?

[00:12:58] What do you mean hairdresser?

[00:13:00] Wait a second.

[00:13:01] She's not a hairdresser.

[00:13:02] This is the president of the HOA at the trailer park, teaching other people how to do hair.

[00:13:08] You said hairdressers are coming after her for teaching everyone how to do hair.

[00:13:14] Yeah.

[00:13:15] How to do her mad.

[00:13:16] Like, whoa, you're telling all our secrets.

[00:13:19] Don't do that.

[00:13:20] Exactly.

[00:13:22] You're going to.

[00:13:24] Now I'm in the poor house all because of you.

[00:13:28] Oh, my God.

[00:13:29] Oh, and that was the message I was going across was that all these hairdressers, all of us

[00:13:35] are going to go bankrupt because of who we are and what we're doing and how we're charging

[00:13:37] other people.

[00:13:38] Oh.

[00:13:39] And how we're charging.

[00:13:39] We're all going to be in the poor house.

[00:13:42] You know, we're all going to be broke.

[00:13:43] Listen, it's really.

[00:13:46] If a bunch of hairdressers file for bankruptcy, it's not because of how much they're charging.

[00:13:53] It's no.

[00:13:54] They don't know how to manage money, maybe, but I don't know.

[00:14:00] No, but she said that all these hairdressers are going after her on TikTok or on Instagram

[00:14:06] and just like pissed off.

[00:14:08] I hope that the client.

[00:14:10] I hope that happens.

[00:14:12] I know.

[00:14:13] It makes me more money.

[00:14:14] Yeah.

[00:14:14] I like when clients will go to someone else.

[00:14:18] Yeah.

[00:14:19] And I love it.

[00:14:20] They're right back and they don't do it again.

[00:14:23] Usually, you know, like it happens every once in a while.

[00:14:26] You know, it's like if somebody lives closer to them and that's all they care about.

[00:14:30] So really not for me anyway.

[00:14:33] So I don't want them in my chair.

[00:14:35] That's for damn sure.

[00:14:35] That's why my prices are the way they are.

[00:14:38] I've raised my prices up so much.

[00:14:40] So I keep that type of client out of my chair.

[00:14:43] I do not want trailer park Karen sitting in my chair telling me how much I need to be charging for a haircut.

[00:14:50] I'm raising mine right now.

[00:14:58] And we're back.

[00:15:00] All right.

[00:15:01] So it is a new year.

[00:15:03] New you.

[00:15:04] New me.

[00:15:04] New whatever.

[00:15:05] New me.

[00:15:35] Oh, you're just quoting Little River Band, aren't you?

[00:15:39] Love that band.

[00:15:41] Anyhow, now I want to go through and let's talk about some of the crazy stories that we talked about in the past.

[00:15:49] Kind of wrap it up this year.

[00:15:51] I have clients come inside the salon that listen with some of their coworkers and they're like, this shit's not true.

[00:15:57] I'm like, no, every single story is true.

[00:16:00] Are they really?

[00:16:01] Yeah.

[00:16:02] I feel like people I work with, they don't believe me at all.

[00:16:07] Yeah, I know.

[00:16:08] And it's like, you know what?

[00:16:09] You're wrong.

[00:16:10] And you aren't even hearing all of it.

[00:16:12] So really, there's even more to it.

[00:16:15] It's just we can't say.

[00:16:18] There's a lot more to these stories, but I don't think we want to get sued.

[00:16:22] Yeah.

[00:16:22] We're walking that.

[00:16:23] We're right in the gray.

[00:16:25] We're right in the gray on a lot of it.

[00:16:27] That's for sure.

[00:16:27] But we're not telling you the full story of it.

[00:16:30] Maybe we could actually do that.

[00:16:32] On something private later on.

[00:16:34] But I do tell some of my clients who we did.

[00:16:37] So who some of the stories were about.

[00:16:39] You know, some of the celebrities that, you know, when it's one on one, it's different.

[00:16:43] You know what I mean?

[00:16:43] No one can prove anything at that point.

[00:16:45] But we broadcast it.

[00:16:46] That's a different story.

[00:16:48] Right.

[00:16:48] But let's talk about what was your top episode or whatever that you really enjoyed doing this year, Jack.

[00:16:57] Which one was it?

[00:16:58] I like you talking to me.

[00:16:59] Okay.

[00:16:59] Yeah.

[00:17:00] All right.

[00:17:00] Well, okay.

[00:17:02] So I like all of them.

[00:17:05] Yeah.

[00:17:06] I like the one we're doing right now.

[00:17:08] But the ones that stick in my head.

[00:17:12] So in general, my favorite ones are about the crazy clients.

[00:17:17] You know, it's like you don't always have crazy ones.

[00:17:20] Most are normal.

[00:17:21] Usually.

[00:17:22] No.

[00:17:23] So yeah.

[00:17:23] The hairdresser stories, you almost expect it out of them.

[00:17:27] So when one's really outrageous, then it's crazy.

[00:17:32] Crazy, crazy.

[00:17:33] And those are the ones that stick in my head.

[00:17:36] So there's two I have in mind right now.

[00:17:39] A Magic Mike episode, which is number 17.

[00:17:43] And there's another one.

[00:17:45] Do you remember that one?

[00:17:46] Magic Mike?

[00:17:46] Oh, I remember.

[00:17:47] Yeah.

[00:17:47] I remember that.

[00:17:48] Yeah.

[00:17:48] Because it was my client.

[00:17:50] Yeah.

[00:17:50] Yeah.

[00:17:50] That it happened to.

[00:17:52] And we both worked with the guy who did it.

[00:17:56] And it's someone who we worked with.

[00:17:56] Yeah.

[00:17:57] And he is so that person anyway.

[00:18:00] I totally expected him to do something like that.

[00:18:05] But actually to hear it happened is just shocking.

[00:18:09] Like you really did this.

[00:18:12] Well, he ripped off all his clothes and he was waiting out there.

[00:18:17] Like, you know, here I am.

[00:18:19] Here's your gift.

[00:18:20] Me?

[00:18:21] My naked ass.

[00:18:23] Right.

[00:18:24] Who does that?

[00:18:25] He does.

[00:18:27] I remember, though, the colorist that used to do her hair.

[00:18:30] When he walked over to him, he goes, bitch, warn a girl before you take your clothes off.

[00:18:34] Don't just do that shit.

[00:18:36] And he was shocked that we knew about it.

[00:18:38] His face, I mean, just turned bright red and he just walked away.

[00:18:42] He goes, I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:18:43] I'm like, oh, we all know.

[00:18:45] We all know.

[00:18:47] We all know.

[00:18:48] It was so great.

[00:18:49] That's what I wanted to say.

[00:18:51] Yeah.

[00:18:51] It was so good.

[00:18:52] That's one of them.

[00:18:53] That's worth listening to.

[00:18:55] And then.

[00:18:55] Definitely.

[00:18:56] The toenail.

[00:18:58] Oh.

[00:18:59] That's all I got to say.

[00:19:01] Oh.

[00:19:02] Toenail.

[00:19:02] That's episode two.

[00:19:04] That was really early on.

[00:19:06] And if you haven't heard this episode, go back to episode two and listen to it because

[00:19:13] this one was one of the ones that was so gross and we were both there for that.

[00:19:18] Yeah.

[00:19:19] And keep in mind.

[00:19:20] So the early episodes are the ones we really wanted to do.

[00:19:24] And it's the reason we even do this are those first few episodes of it.

[00:19:30] And they just had to be talked about.

[00:19:32] Well, it wasn't just that.

[00:19:34] I had a couple people reach out that we used to work with during that timeframe who listen.

[00:19:40] And they actually went through and said, hey, were you talking about?

[00:19:45] And I go, yes, we were.

[00:19:47] And he goes, I remember that happening.

[00:19:49] One of the guys was in the back room when it happened.

[00:19:52] Another one heard it from somebody else.

[00:19:55] And he was like, you were back there when it happened.

[00:19:57] I said, yes, Jack and I both were in the break room watching this girl chew off her toenails

[00:20:03] while people are eating lunch in the break rooms of the salon.

[00:20:06] That's exactly.

[00:20:07] I was about to recap.

[00:20:10] That really sums it up.

[00:20:13] You know, it's like he, for some reason, her toenails were just too long and have her

[00:20:18] mind all of us having lunch and everything or having normal food.

[00:20:22] She decides to chew on her own toenail.

[00:20:25] And think about how that has to happen.

[00:20:28] Her dirty, nasty shoe has to come off, go on the ground.

[00:20:33] She was rubbing her feet, complaining that her feet hurt.

[00:20:37] Remember that?

[00:20:39] Before she kind of dug into that little appetizer called a toenail.

[00:20:42] That's nasty enough.

[00:20:43] Okay.

[00:20:44] And it's like, um, she had to lift her foot to her mouth.

[00:20:49] She did not lean over.

[00:20:51] She lifted her foot up where her head was and started chewing.

[00:20:57] Chewing.

[00:20:58] I don't remember which one it was.

[00:21:00] I'm assuming it was her big toe, but I mean, the rest of them I'm sure are just as tasty.

[00:21:09] So that's what she was doing.

[00:21:11] Which, which little pig you think is the tastiest one, Jack?

[00:21:14] Which little pig?

[00:21:14] A little one.

[00:21:16] A little pig.

[00:21:18] The one who goes wee, wee, wee, wee.

[00:21:21] Yeah, exactly.

[00:21:22] All the way home.

[00:21:23] Oh my God.

[00:21:24] So gross.

[00:21:25] How about you?

[00:21:26] So good.

[00:21:27] Paul.

[00:21:28] I'm going to say, I think.

[00:21:30] Favorites.

[00:21:31] One of my favorite ones has to be gag reflex.

[00:21:34] And that was number episode eight.

[00:21:37] And the, actually there was two stories in that one that I love telling.

[00:21:41] Yeah.

[00:21:42] And the first part, yeah, because it was about one of my friends who actually threw up in this client's hair.

[00:21:48] Oh yeah.

[00:21:48] I like that one.

[00:21:49] An assistant.

[00:21:50] Yeah.

[00:21:51] Oh my God.

[00:21:52] Like imagine this, you're having your hair washed and you don't even realize the person washing your hair is extremely hungover and has thrown up in your hair.

[00:22:04] Yep.

[00:22:05] And now he's washing it out and you don't even know.

[00:22:10] And the person that told me the story, he is, I know he's not lying.

[00:22:15] I mean, you could see it in his face.

[00:22:17] I mean, it was just kind of like the look of like almost like not regret, you know what I mean?

[00:22:22] But shame in his face.

[00:22:23] He was telling me the story, which was amazing.

[00:22:25] I'm hoping it's shame.

[00:22:27] It was shame.

[00:22:28] Yeah.

[00:22:28] But then him like going through and forcing the chunks down the drain, you know what I mean?

[00:22:32] Stop it.

[00:22:34] But the second part of the story that we did on that episode, the second story was about the two best friends that shared the housekeeper.

[00:22:44] Remember that?

[00:22:45] Oh, the dildos?

[00:22:47] Yes.

[00:22:49] The washing.

[00:22:50] The dildos.

[00:22:51] Right.

[00:22:52] She had the housekeeper.

[00:22:53] They wanted their housekeeper to wash their used dirty dildos for them.

[00:23:01] Now, I would never do that.

[00:23:03] If I had a dildo that was used, I wouldn't show anyone.

[00:23:07] I wouldn't even show the person who was using it.

[00:23:12] That's how, because afterwards.

[00:23:15] No, but I mean, it wasn't just that though.

[00:23:18] I mean, it was just like the cleanup and it wasn't just like, you know, it was the dildos and with the butt plugs and it was the dirty sheets with all the like people juices on it and stuff.

[00:23:29] You know what I mean?

[00:23:30] And like she's asking this poor housekeeper to clean it, which is just fucking gross.

[00:23:36] But I actually had people tell me like, oh, you wouldn't ask your housekeeper to do that?

[00:23:41] Really?

[00:23:43] Yeah.

[00:23:43] So they would also have somebody else harsh off.

[00:23:47] It's a thing.

[00:23:48] What is wrong with them?

[00:23:50] It's a thing.

[00:23:50] It's a thing.

[00:23:52] It's a thing.

[00:23:52] My son has fake dog poop and he put it down on the ground when the housekeepers came to the house and my wife caught it.

[00:24:02] And the housekeeper, oh, I'll get it.

[00:24:03] I'll get no more.

[00:24:04] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:24:05] It's no.

[00:24:05] And she went to go pick it up with her hand.

[00:24:07] The housekeeper goes, no, don't touch it.

[00:24:09] I got it.

[00:24:09] It's just it's fake.

[00:24:10] Like, I would deny that if one of my dogs pooped on the floor, I would never let one of my housekeepers pick it up ever.

[00:24:19] That's not their job.

[00:24:21] Not their job.

[00:24:22] I wouldn't even, you know, and it was just fake.

[00:24:25] So I don't know.

[00:24:27] Gross.

[00:24:27] If you ask me.

[00:24:28] Absolutely gross.

[00:24:29] But I'd have to say, number one, one of my favorite stories that someone has told me.

[00:24:34] Yeah.

[00:24:35] That we did on the show so far was a Mr. T's chocolate bar.

[00:24:40] Yeah.

[00:24:40] When one of my clients had Mr. T knock on his front door and hand feed him a chocolate bar.

[00:24:47] That is weird.

[00:24:48] I.

[00:24:48] That's amazing.

[00:24:50] I even have a hard time.

[00:24:51] That's amazing.

[00:24:52] Believing that happened.

[00:24:53] Oh, it happened.

[00:24:54] I mean, no, no, no.

[00:24:56] It happened.

[00:24:56] That's one of those stories.

[00:24:58] You hear it and you're like, no way that happened.

[00:25:02] It did happen.

[00:25:04] It did happen.

[00:25:05] How would you make something like that up?

[00:25:07] Like you would have to have a really creative and demented mind.

[00:25:12] Yeah.

[00:25:12] To make that up.

[00:25:13] But here's the thing.

[00:25:14] Everyone knows who Mr. T is.

[00:25:16] And right now, I guarantee you're going to be listening to this and you're going to have

[00:25:35] We all know what that stands for.

[00:25:36] Oh, you know, you know what he was getting at.

[00:25:39] He was just seeing if this guy would actually do it.

[00:25:41] No, it's not that.

[00:25:43] No, of course it is.

[00:25:44] Not that.

[00:25:46] Oh my God.

[00:25:47] So yeah.

[00:25:48] I want to hear more like that.

[00:25:50] And we will.

[00:25:51] We have a lot of stories.

[00:25:53] For sure.

[00:25:54] Yeah.

[00:25:55] And the more we think about like old stories and everything, the more I realize we actually

[00:26:01] do have more.

[00:26:02] I've just forgotten about it or I was just so used to that life.

[00:26:08] It became normal hearing about these crazy things.

[00:26:13] And if I just like mention it, someone's like, really?

[00:26:16] Did that happen?

[00:26:17] I was like, yeah, but I guess I should write that down.

[00:26:21] Talk about it later, you know?

[00:26:23] Well, that's not that though.

[00:26:25] When people hear the things that are coming out of our mouths, like my wife is the first

[00:26:30] one.

[00:26:30] She was like, you know, normal people don't talk like you and Jack.

[00:26:34] I go, normal people have never had a life like Jack and I have had an experience and

[00:26:40] met some of the people we have along the way.

[00:26:42] And some of the situations we've been put in or parties we've been to and just the shit

[00:26:47] we've seen over the past, like 30 years of doing hair.

[00:26:51] In some of the most weirdest, most random places.

[00:26:54] I mean, you know.

[00:26:56] And we have lived to tell the tale.

[00:27:00] That's yeah.

[00:27:00] So I'm still alive.

[00:27:02] I'm having.

[00:27:03] So it's so true.

[00:27:05] You know what I want to hear about that?

[00:27:07] I haven't is, well, like I mentioned, you know, someone having a baby at this salon.

[00:27:14] Yeah.

[00:27:15] I want to hear about someone streaking through a salon.

[00:27:20] I've never seen that.

[00:27:22] Go ahead and do it.

[00:27:22] Send us a video.

[00:27:23] We all will definitely pop it up on Instagram or something.

[00:27:26] Video would be better.

[00:27:27] Sure.

[00:27:28] If someone's ever heard about that or saw that or whatever, streaking, you know how they

[00:27:34] do like on the soccer fields, like some fan will rip off all their clothes and run through

[00:27:40] the field or whatever.

[00:27:41] That's what I want to happen at a salon.

[00:27:44] So I guess this is the 2025 challenge, guys.

[00:27:48] So whatever story you guys have, you have any video, you have any proof.

[00:27:52] We don't care.

[00:27:53] Just tell us a true story.

[00:27:54] Give us something funny.

[00:27:55] We have some stuff coming up next year for sure that we've had some emails come through

[00:28:00] that we need to go through and talk about.

[00:28:02] And we're definitely going to go through and keep this very fun and interesting.

[00:28:06] And remember, they're all true.

[00:28:07] And that's the best part of it because we can't make this shit up.

[00:28:10] That's for sure.

[00:28:11] So no.

[00:28:12] What do you think?

[00:28:13] 2025?

[00:28:14] 2025 is going to get even crazier, Jack.

[00:28:16] I think it might.

[00:28:18] I'm hoping.

[00:28:20] All right.

[00:28:20] Let's do it.

[00:28:21] Yeah.

[00:28:22] Send Jack dick pics.

[00:28:24] I can't wait for that.

[00:28:25] Yeah.

[00:28:27] Sausage pics all over.

[00:28:29] Yeah.

[00:28:30] All right.

[00:28:38] New year.

[00:28:39] New you.

[00:28:40] New shitology.

[00:28:42] Not new and improved.

[00:28:43] Hey, did you hear how Karen's not happy with the prices at the hair salon?

[00:28:48] You don't say.

[00:28:51] Yep.

[00:28:51] She's blasting all over the tech talk about how it's not fair.

[00:28:56] She's living fat on a skinny telemarketer income.

[00:29:01] Well, maybe she can go through and start selling pictures of her feet on OnlyFans.

[00:29:05] Do we want to see those?

[00:29:06] Sure.

[00:29:07] Why not?

[00:29:07] Let's see the sway little piggies wiggling around.

[00:29:10] Well, if you want to want, if your paycheck matches the 1900s, I say, you want to want,

[00:29:15] come join us in this century.

[00:29:17] Knock it off.

[00:29:18] Get off of social media.

[00:29:19] No one wants to hear from a broke ass bitch.

[00:29:23] All right.

[00:29:24] So getting your hair done in the hair salon is a luxury.

[00:29:28] So you want to want stay the fuck home.

[00:29:32] No one wants to hear about it.

[00:29:34] I ain't got time for that.

[00:29:36] And with that, stay shitty.

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