Welcome back to another episode of Shit I told my hairdresser, where hosts Jason and Jack dive into hilariously outrageous (and sometimes cringeworthy) stories from their past—especially when it comes to toxic workplaces, bad bosses, and questionable life choices.
In this episode, we cover everything from stolen company credit cards funding "massage parlor" visits to bosses who couldn’t keep their hands to themselves. If you love unfiltered storytelling with a side of dark humor, you’re in the right place.
Key Moments & Takeaways
1. The Employee Who "Lost" the Company Credit Card… at a Massage Parlor
A construction worker was sent to Home Depot with his boss’s credit card—but instead, he stopped at a sandwich shop and a "massage parlor" (wink, wink).
The boss tracked the charges, confronted the employee with security footage, and fired him on the spot.
Lesson learned: If you’re gonna misuse company funds, maybe don’t leave a paper trail.
2. The Co-Worker with a Mysterious "Rash"
A married colleague asked Jason for doctor recommendations to treat an ahem "rash" he got from "college girls" (who were definitely not college girls).
His excuse? "The hotel sheets gave me a rash." Sure, buddy.
Moral of the story: Cheaters never prosper… but they do sometimes need antibiotics.
3. The Sleazy CEO Who Got Dumped on the Side of the Road
A cosmetics brand owner harassed a sales rep in her car, making inappropriate comments.
Her response? Pulled over on the freeway, threw his stuff out, and left him there.
The distributor dropped his product line shortly after. Karma wins again.
4. The Mentor Who Paid for Silence (Literally)
A high-profile industry leader (and Jason’s former mentor) bought his girlfriend a car after groping her in public.
His wife eventually caught him red-handed, leading to a three-month rehab stint.
Takeaway: Some people are just rotten inside—no matter how powerful they seem.
Why These Stories Matter
These tales aren’t just entertaining—they highlight toxic workplace culture, entitlement, and the consequences of bad behavior. Whether it’s a sketchy employee or a predatory boss, these stories remind us:
✅ Always track company expenses (or someone might fund their "happy ending" on your dime).
✅ HR should actually HR—no one should endure harassment for a paycheck.
✅ Cheaters (and creeps) usually get caught… eventually.
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