Welcome back to another wild ride on Shit I Told My Hairdresser, where hosts Jason and Jack unpack the most chaotic, cringe-worthy, and downright bizarre stories from behind the salon chair. This week? Unruly kids, untrained dogs, and the shocking truth about who really belongs in a salon.

Prefer listening? Tune in to the full episode here.

Key Stories & Takeaways

1. The Salon That Banned Kids (And Why We Get It)

  • One Texas salon has a hard rule: No children allowed. Show up with kids? You’re rescheduled—and charged.

  • Jason’s take: "Most kids are cool, but some are tiny terrorists."

  • Pro tip: If your kid can’t sit still, maybe don’t bring them to a place with sharp scissors and $1,500 haircuts.

2. The Kid Who Destroyed a $1,200 Pair of Scissors

  • A client’s hyperactive child knocked over Jason’s shears, bending them beyond repair.

  • Mom’s reaction? "Can’t you just borrow someone else’s?"

  • Lesson learned: If your kid wrecks a stylist’s tools, you’re paying for it—no excuses.

3. The "Special Needs" Scam

  • A mom claimed her unruly kids had "special needs" to bypass a salon ban.

  • Spoiler: They didn’t. They were just badly behaved.

  • Hot take: Using "special needs" as a free pass is disrespectful to kids who actually need accommodations.

4. Dogs in the Salon: Cute or Catastrophic?

  • Some salons welcome pups—until they poop on the floor or take over the waiting room.

  • One stylist’s rescue pit bull bit a coworker’s face off (literally).

  • Rule of thumb: If your dog’s a dick, leave them at home.

Why These Stories Matter

Salons are sanctuaries—not playgrounds or dog parks. These stories highlight:

✅ Respect the space (and the expensive tools).
✅ Parent your kids (or don’t bring them).
✅ Train your dog (or risk a lawsuit).

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Final Thoughts

If you loved these stories, wait until you hear the full episode—complete with more rants, confessions, and unfiltered takes.

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