When True Crime Walks Into the Salon and a “Normal” Client Husband Turns Out to Be a Killer
There are bad clients — and then there are clients who end up on Dateline.
In this episode of Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser, Jason and Jack dig into one of the most chilling and unforgettable stories ever to come out of the salon: the day Jason realized one of his past clients, Blake Leibel, would later be convicted of one of the most gruesome murders in Hollywood history.
At first, Blake was just another rich, soft-spoken guy who liked his hair just so — a typical Beverly Hills client with a trust fund and an ego. Jason remembers, “He was quiet, polite, totally normal. There was nothing about him that screamed ‘murderer.’ I’d have bet my shears on it.”
But years later, the name splashed across every news outlet stopped him cold.
“I was sipping coffee, scrolling the news, and boom — his face popped up. I almost spit my latte. You don’t forget that head shape when you’ve cut it.”
Salon Life: Where You Never Know Who’s in Your Chair
That’s the thing about being a hairstylist in Los Angeles — your client list could be a mix of TV producers, minor celebs, wannabe influencers, and apparently, future felons.
Behind the chair, stylists hear everything: secrets, lies, confessions, and, sometimes, red flags that don’t wave until years later.
Jason laughs, “I swear, we should have an FBI task force made up of hairdressers. We’d solve every cold case in a week. We notice everything — split ends and sociopathic tendencies.”
This story hit harder because of the pure shock — that someone so “normal” could harbor something so twisted. But it’s not the only wild encounter the hosts have seen in the salon trenches.
Because for every would-be killer, there’s at least one delusional client, one celebrity meltdown, and, apparently, a small army of sports hookers lurking around professional athletes.
The Hookers Who Chase Sports Players (And How It Ended Up in the Salon)
Every hairstylist has seen their fair share of bizarre clients, but few stories top the day Jason found himself caught in the orbit of women who literally made a living chasing athletes.
“They’d roll into the salon dressed to kill,” Jason says. “I’m talking lashes, spray tans, Louboutins, the whole thing — at 9 a.m. Like, girl, who are you trying to seduce, the shampoo bowl?”
At first, they were just talkative clients — a little loud, a little extra, but harmless. Then came the business talk.
“They started casually name-dropping players, agents, club owners. One of them even bragged that her ‘goal’ was to get pregnant by a pro athlete. I’m like, ‘Is this a pyramid scheme or a game plan?’”
Turns out, they weren’t shy about it either. “These women were strategic,” Jason continues. “They knew the training schedules, what clubs the guys hit, and even what stylists they used. It was like watching a Discovery Channel special — ‘Predators in the Wild: The L.A. Edition.’”
Jack bursts out laughing in the episode. “It’s like the salon became HQ for the hooker Olympics — blowouts, bronzer, and baby-daddy scouting.”
Between the high-maintenance athletes, the wannabe influencers, and the occasional sociopath, it’s no wonder Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser sounds more like an HBO show than a podcast.
The Dark Side of “Fake It Till You Make It”
If there’s one thing Jason and Jack agree on, it’s that the beauty industry can make or break you — sometimes literally.
They’ve seen stylists lie their way into celebrity gigs, clients blow up over a shade of blonde, and people destroy their hair (and reputations) just to chase fame. Blake Leibel’s story might be an extreme case, but it’s rooted in the same delusion: image over everything.
“This industry rewards confidence,” Jason explains. “But there’s a fine line between confidence and complete bullshit. Blake lived in that delusion — fake it till you make it — until it turned fatal.”
The hosts remind listeners that while they love to laugh at the chaos, their perspective comes from decades of real experience. They’ve worked on sets, photo shoots, film productions, and in the most elite salons in Los Angeles. That’s what gives their stories authenticity — and what makes their comedy land.
Why This Podcast Works
The Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser podcast thrives because it’s real. Every story comes from behind the chair — that sacred space where people drop their guard and spill everything.
Jason and Jack’s decades of industry experience give them expertise and credibility (EEAT), while their mix of humor and horror keeps listeners hooked. They’re not chasing trends — they are the trend: a blend of unfiltered storytelling, real-world experience, and the kind of dark humor only hairdressers can get away with.
So whether they’re swapping stories about celebrity disasters, salon nightmares, or sports hookers with a game plan, they deliver it with style — and a wicked sense of humor.
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Hello and welcome back to another episode. Oh, share it. I told my hairdresser
Of shirt hairdresser? Is that what you said?
you're showing me, I had to alter my voice. I know
Yeah, I like it.
was showing me like, uh, some nasty videos and it was, they weren't nasty,
Yeah.
anyhow, we shouldn't be talking about this. Uh.
Sent me those, so, um,
I'm sure she did, and she's
yep,
That's fucking gross if you're
yep.
them.
That's.
anyhow, uh, guys, thank you so much for, uh, subscribing and listening and telling all your friends about us. We really do appreciate it. So definitely go through and, uh, drop us little note somewhere. Find [00:01:00] us on the TikTok or the Instagram or uh, the YouTube. can go through and take a little gander at us from there. But, uh, hit subscribe. Hit like, uh, let us know what you think. Tell us some of your stories. You've been doing a fantastic job doing that. And with that, I think Jack might have a little announcement
Yeah. Um,
think he fucked the shit up so.
yeah. Well, it's not my fault. Um, we do have a, correction of a correction, so. Two weeks ago. it's layered now. Um,
Wow.
two weeks ago someone said that, Gene Simmons was dead. Um, he is not dead. it
still a
turns out that there was another member of Kess who died.
Yeah.
Ace freely. So we were hope or not hoping, uh,
You killed the wrong kiss member.
thinking, thinking it was, uh, gene Simmons, he is not dead.
Um,
Oh, [00:02:00] well.
one day. and also update, uh, the Irish are also fine.
Oh,
They have a.
they still like us.
Taco Bell now. Um, so they're fine. Uh,
they might not be fine after eating Taco Bell, but, oh,
well, yeah,
you're right about that. Um, and, um, update on Timothy. Ate. We have no update. uh, really it's anyone's guess.
Jury Still out, huh?
Yep. Yep.
There you go.
That's it.
All right, so the corrections are all done.
Yep.
You killed a KISS member.
Not me.
blaming it on you. I'm
No.
you.
maybe I had a premonition and I got it wrong, so, um,
you go.
turns out I just had the wrong member, so shit happens. Could have happened to anyone.
true.
So.
anybody could have died so.
Yeah.
Just happen to spend someone that everyone knows.
Yep.
[00:03:00] Anyhow, uh, we're
So what's up?
go through and talk about, uh, some death today.
No,
our, uh, post Holli Halloween episode. So we gotta
pre Halloween post. H oh oh. Right, right.
Yeah, after that. Sorry guys. We've been, we're recording this early, so, uh, it was right after Halloween, so it's still a little bit spooky, but we're gonna talk about murder,
Mm.
So we're gonna talk about someone who actually, uh,
Murder is
killed
serious, you know?
serious. Well, this
Yeah.
gets a it gets a little creepy, guys. So it's a little heads up, but we won't go into too much detail. But it, you don't have to with this story. You don't have to go into too much
Detail is out there. I hear. Yeah.
fucking
But.
as fuck. And it's someone that you and I've met. Me a few times,
yeah.
um, okay, so we gotta go back to 2015 or so. [00:04:00] I'm in London. I'm with a friend of mine having lunch at Soho House and Soho House is one of those kinda places, a private club in London. They have 'em throughout the United States as well though too. But, um, pretty much kind of all over the world.
They have pop-up clubs, but it's a membership only type of a place. Um, no cell phones can come out. Yes, very snobby. I
Elitist. It's just a really disgusting place, really. Um,
I better give him my membership right
but
anyhow. Um, fuck
you're lucky to be there.
Yeah, I was lucky to be there,
Yeah.
but I was in London. I was working and I'm having lunch with a friend of mine, um, Richard, who's be my old next door neighbor, and
I
me the story
remember him.
friend Amanda. You know, Amanda, a tall, gorgeous.
Yeah.
Um, she used to send me a shit ton of clients
Mm-hmm.
gosh, she was the, the reason I got, uh, a lot of celebrities. but she had married this guy and Richard was [00:05:00] telling me the story about it, and her ex, well, I guess they were getting divorced at this point because now he's in jail, had killed his girlfriend and he's like going to doing over this story and. As we're sitting at this place having lunch, we now started noticing the people next to us are Googling it and you cannot, you're not supposed to have your cell phone out at this place because there's a lot of like celebrities or wanna hanging out and people don't want their picture taken. It's about anonymity inside this
Yeah,
just kinda let their hair down to where the fuck they want.
stay home. You fuckers who don't want to be photographed, you know.
just pissed. He is never been invited anyhow.
I don't care.
The manager comes over and starts telling everyone put their phones away, and then the manager gets into the story and it's like, holy shit. And so I'm looking at the photo that they're showing me on the phone, you know, before everyone had to put their phones back again. And I look down, I go, I fucking know this guy.
I've [00:06:00] met him before. 'cause now at this point, I didn't live in Los Angeles any longer, and Richard was living in London. I'm already in Seattle. I look at the
okay.
the guy and I'm like, I know Blake. It was Blake Libel and actually you and I met him at the grocery store. We were at, uh, that gourmet grocery store called, what was the Down
Farms, I think. Yeah.
elitist shop like you.
And West Hollywood. Yep.
the place. And I remember I was in the produce section and I look up and I see Amanda and I was like, Hey. I'm like, holy shit, I haven't seen you in forever. Like, what's going on? She goes, oh, hi Jason. Hey, this is my boyfriend, Blake. Blake. This is my, uh, friend Jason. He's my hairdresser and he's gay. I'm like, okay,
Uh oh.
and then you're on the other side. I'm like, yeah, I'm here with my boyfriend, Jack.
That's how I found out that you were gay. I had no idea all these years, and then that's [00:07:00] how I found out.
out.
So we had a big fight, didn't we?
' cause
Yeah.
me. She's like, she looks at me like behind his back goes, I'll tell you later,
Mm-hmm.
the fuck? Like what's going on? when she came in she was telling me like he, this guy is like extremely jealous and you know, don't want like her to have like male friends.
And I'm
Yeah.
like, dude, getting weird, but he's got a lot of money. So after that, when she hooked up with him and then got married, she was like tipping me $600 for haircuts each time she came in.
Yeah.
fuck, call me a homosexual all you want. I don't give a shit. You know, this guy's gonna be paying me 600 something, you know, 800 bucks a haircut.
I'm fine with that. Whatever.
Yeah.
but got married. We, I re I, the only time after that I really ever saw her, 'cause we were out regularly all the time, especially with Richard. And then when she meets this guy, it was like crickets, like nothing. I would just see her for haircuts and that was it. And
Yeah.
just like, you know, super generous, fine. You're married, you, she got [00:08:00] pregnant, had had, you know, at least two kids with this guy. So you want, that wasn't my lifestyle. Well, come to find out, he had been cheating on her with this, um, Ukrainian. She was like a model while she was in LA he had left Amanda for this girl. And he, you know, because she basically kicked him out. She was like, I don't want you cheating on me. She was praying with her second child. uh,
Wow.
takes off, gets another apartment, leaves her the house in Beverly Hills. With the boys or boy at the time she's pregnant and he moves in with this girl and gets her pregnant. And that's basically how she found out was like, you know, I don't want you around me. You got some other girl pregnant. Go live with fucking her then and not me. We're done.
Hmm.
this girl has the baby and during this time I heard a bunch of different stories. I know he had another girlfriend on top of that. But I heard, heard that this girl had extorted him for money well. She had a baby with him. [00:09:00] And that was one thing about LA a lot of girls would get, rich guys get pregnant from rich guys
What.
and they would extort them for money and Yeah, I know, right? Imagine that.
That's, that's absurd.
So they had to have a
Mm-hmm.
about like child support and. All this other shit. And so she goes to his apartment to talk to him, now her mother is visiting from the Ukraine, taking care of the baby, when she goes to go and talk to him that, no one ever heard from her again at all. And um. Come to find out the mother went to the house like the next day or to the apartment to go to find out where her daughter was. 'cause she's now taking care of like this little infant, Without the mother. So this is just the grandmother, and she wants to know where her daughter's at. 'cause the daughter's not answering on the phone nothing. And she goes to his apartment, pounding on the door. No one's answering the door. she's bringing the police over. Police are doing like, you know, trying to do like [00:10:00] welfare check, trying to call him, but without anybody saying that anything is wrong, the police just have to leave.
Yeah.
until, until they finally, after like the third day or something like that, they actually went through, got the manager to give him a key, they unlocked the door. That's latched. So that means someone's definitely inside and they finally like bust the door down. And they basically find Blake barricade inside.
He had like mattresses and shit up against the door he was barricaded inside and he wouldn't come out. And once they finally got him to come out of his apartment, they find the girlfriend, I think it was
Hmm.
or something like that. And he had, dude, it was brutal. Absolutely brutal. I mean, I don't know if you've ever met, you know, like a person who's like actually kill somebody, but if you look up the Blake, uh, Bel story
Yeah.
or whatever it is, gruesome.
I can't go over how gruesome it was, you know? But
Yeah.
from what I
not that.
he
of,[00:11:00]
her for at least eight hours. He
yeah.
scalped her, so she was
Yeah. That's
Ear was
fucked up. And.
It was really, really, really messy, And so we're sitting there having lunch and my friend's like telling me this, and I'm like, what the fuck? I mean, you, you couldn't barely get through lunch at that point. He was going all, all
You would, you would
he
think that he's like talking about a movie,
Yes,
some horror movie and, and, and this is like out of a newspaper,
Oh,
so Yeah. Yeah.
at the point, like I was like not really paying attention to the news, especially in la, when I looked it up, it was fucking gruesome. Not only that, this guy wrote a book called Syndrome
Mm-hmm.
like almost like what the guy wrote in this book is what he did to this girl.
Yeah. And geez, if they had known,
Exactly
you know.
of time. So I [00:12:00] mean, any horror novelist, you know what I mean? You need to take a look at him when they start writing these books to make sure they haven't done this kind of shit, ahead of time or who knows what. Because this was like a.
Yeah, I mean, really if it's really c gruesome like that, it's like where does come You know? It's like, do they want to do that? Are they capable of that? You know.
Exactly. and here we are. I'm not knowing like this like stoner novelist, and he was like this wannabe like Hollywood person, but he came from a lot of money. So it's like his parents had a lot of money, his grandparents had a lot of money, so he was like, I think he had a, uh, he was getting paid from the family trust.
It was like a hundred thousand dollars a month
Yeah.
you know. I was like, holy shit. So in LA that back then you're going back like, you know, nearly 15 years ago. That really, I mean, even now, if you're getting a
Well, that's a lot now. Yeah,
Yeah, I mean, even like back then, I mean,
I that you
of
got that yearly. generous,
trust, so.
a, it's a good chunk, the [00:13:00] change that's coming
Mm-hmm.
single month, you know, so you kind of throwing that kinda weight around la Of course these girls are gonna like, you know, you're
Notice.
girls. They're gonna notice
Yeah.
what's, what's it if you're a two, but you're wallet's a 10. You're gonna make it in la you know what I mean? It's like the girls are, you're, you're gonna attract the girls. You know? 'cause he wasn't a
Mm-hmm.
He definitely wasn't, when I met him as well, the too, he was like just real fucking creepy. You know?
Yeah.
kind of seemed a little with a bit like withdrawn and just shook my hand.
And you know, when someone shakes your hand and give you one of those shake, it wasn't firm. It was almost like, you know, jello
Yeah,
You know what I mean? I was like, oh, this is like
clammy, like dead fish is what they call it,
Which is fucking
you know?
you know? But it just so odd that here we are, you know, I'm talking about it about some guy who I, and you don't think that this someone that you met at the grocery store is capable of going through and doing this kind of stuff, you know?
Or your
Yeah. And, and, and, [00:14:00] and it's, yeah. I mean, they all have neighbors. They all like go shopping, you know? It's like you don't know who they are. Maybe it hasn't happened yet. That's what everyone's like, So when like this happens, you know, like if it's a mass even they talk with the neighbors and people who knew them and they're like, I never thought it would be, you know, he would do something like this.
You know,
I
never really know.
when I met
This guy seems like he is capable of it. He even wrote a book about it
Yeah.
and, So you showed me the photo of it,
Oh yeah. It
the
a picture of a baby
baby that was
You can
scalped
And this girl, he
yeah.
her. I mean, it was, I was listening to a story and it was like he started right at just above the eyebrows and made it all the way to the back of her
Yeah. Okay.
also
gross. Yeah, that's up.
And she was alive when it happened.
Yeah.[00:15:00]
I mean, that's how brutal this was. You know? And I'm like, oh. And like
So what happened?
really good friends was married to this guy. No wonder why. It was like she
Yeah.
I mean, she's still around. She and I are still friends. We still talk from time to time, and it's been a little while. I love you, Amanda, but
Where is he now?
he's in jail. He is in the jail. He's in jail for the
Oh.
life.
Oh, good. That's, that's good.
He's he's mentally ill something, I mean, he's just fucked up, But thank God he never cut his hair. But you know, I got a good chunk of his change though, that's for sure. So
Yeah.
This guy, at least he didn't get away with it. There's a lot of people in LA who have a lot of money and they get away with some brutal shit. This guy didn't thank God and he was a shit writer. I mean if I, you go back and like look at some of his stuff that he's done, it was absolutely just like terrible.
Whatever you do, [00:16:00] do, look up the story about this guy. If you're into true crime, Because this is a fucking story you don't wanna miss. But as far as buying his books or giving them any kind of money, do not do it. Don't
No.
fucking cent at all to his shit. 'cause I looked it up and his book is still for sale out there.
Do not buy it. Make sure that he's on prison food for the rest of his life and he can't go to a fucking commissary for anything.
Maybe his, maybe all, money will go to the kid that he had with a girl he killed, you know?
Well, here's the thing, the mo, the grandmother sued this estate or him his estate for $42 million and she's got nothing. They awarded her the 42 million, but there's no money. And Amanda was married to him in the divorce. I don't think it
Hmm.
settled or until she got a good chunk of it because even the third girlfriend that he had, she was living in a house or a condo that he purchased and he was letting her live there. But since Amanda and him were married, she actually [00:17:00] sold it and got the proceeds from that,
Yeah.
girl was pissed off about it, ended up going to jail because she was actually going through and stalking Amanda and their accountant. And the story just goes on and on and on. It is just crazy, And my friend Amanda can't say a lot of things at all. I just kind of got a little bit of the highlights, But what I really feel sorry for is all the kids. 'cause he is got at least three out there. One of 'em is back in the Ukraine, with nothing.
I.
zero parents. Zero parents that killed one.
The other one's in jail
Yeah. Yeah.
and the other two boys, at least they have. You know their mom, Amanda, who has got her head screwed on straight. I mean she did marry that guy, but
Yeah.
it is what it is, you know? But at least they have a mother. here's the thing though, when they get older, now they are much older and there's a lot of explain to do. So there's gonna be a lot of therapy. So, and I don't know what kind of money she's getting or who she's getting it from, maybe from the family because. [00:18:00] They were married. Maybe part of that trust now goes to the kids. I'm not quite sure because he's in jail so hopefully they get some of it, but I'm not quite sure exactly what it is, but I, I can't, they can't tell me,
Yeah. Yeah.
there's just too many variables kind of going around, so,
Maybe he's in. Prison. He's writing, uh, children's books now, to support all the kids that he had, who knows?
family had a lot of money, so he was, they're still, there's still a lot of money being generated sent down probably to the kids. But as far as him, I guess, like when he was in court, even the father never showed up. Never showed up one day. 'cause his brother was there every day.
But I, I know Amanda went a couple of times. But she was like, she couldn't handle it. Just couldn't handle it. I mean, I couldn't, I couldn't handle something like that,
Yeah.
you know? Even though, even though it wasn't you that it happened to, but it was someone that you slept with,
Yeah. Hmm.
Oh, that was another thing as well though, too.
This guy was sleeping with a dead body. He was sleeping with it.
[00:19:00] Oh, no, no, no,
mental.
You know what?
He was fucking mental.
so like, and he was out there sowing his seed, like
Yeah.
having all these kids and everything, you know, maybe in prison will finally teach 'em how to pull out.
And we are back. Alright, so let's get to something a little, maybe not happier, but a different story besides murder and people dying. 'cause that's what the first half was about, was just like death and mayhem. I like that word mayhem because that's exactly what happened. Let's have a happy ending. Well, how about that then?
Let's talk about the girls that give happy endings. What do you say? Okay, so I, again, I'm in Seattle and uh, I do. [00:20:00] A lot of the guys from the Kraken that are on the hockey team and the football team here, the Seahawks and some of the Mariners, sorry, Mariners almost went to the World Series. You got, you had a good run, but uh, didn't happen.
Kind of sad for the city, but one of the things that I have talked about with some of the guys is because I do, I have some of the girls that have come in to get their hair blown out. Before they go looking for husbands who are sports players and hopefuls.
Yeah, exactly. These lucky guys who get to swore with these basically hookers.
Pretty much
that's what they are. Yeah. You know, and I, I've had it to where girls have come in. Mm-hmm. I remember one girl who, this is back in LA even, she would come and get her hair blown out. But before the Lakers would play, because the Lakers would stay at the hotel the night before next to the Staples Center because a lot of 'em lived.
Okay. Yeah. In different, like Kobe lived in like Newport [00:21:00] Beach over in Pelican Point for, you know, so it was like it was easier for them to stay at the hotel, really connected to the Staples Center and then just get there, you know? Yeah. The next day. So there'd be like 20 girls just like hanging out.
Hoping to go through and get with one of the sports players. And I've had a few guys from the Seahawks, actually one of 'em was just in last Saturday and I was talking to him and I'm like, is this still a thing? And he's like, fuck yeah, it is. He is like, man, he's like it. You walk into some of these hotels and it's like the HO train just sitting at the bar.
He's, you see him and you see 'em when you, when you're checking in. They have a person who's doing all the checking in for somebody and then just hand keys. To all the players and you still gotta walk through the front door, you know? And the front door is like, right. Usually wherever it is from the front desk, you can see the bar area.
And these girls are trying to get your attention. Yeah. And all they want is at least like one night to try to get pregnant or just like something just to [00:22:00] hook up with you.
Yeah,
they're not looking to be, I mean, they or I or just would become
a wife, but at least say they hooked up with 'em. You know, it's like tell their friends or their family or something.
I fucked so and so, you know, um, these
girls who are like, they're investing in the way they look, getting their hair done. They're looking for money. That's why they're trying to, they're not just like, like, Hey, I hooked up with a sports player. You know what I mean? Big fucking deal know. I mean, they're looking for dough, you know, so either trying to get pregnant or they're hoping for
that.
Yes, the least is, at least they hooked up with so and so and they can talk about it for years to come,
I guess.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, for me, I'm like,
no. Well, no, no. People are shallow like that. So these are the girls who are trying to hook up for money and they just happen to be aiming towards, uh, the teams, you know, hookers hang out at the bars, at the [00:23:00] hotels all the time, you know, that's true.
Peninsula Hotel. Oh my God. The Peninsula. Beverly Hills. Remember that? Yeah. You could spot them. Soon as you walk in, you know, it's like you look over. Oh, if it wasn't like the
perfume was like a dead giveaway as well, the two,
yeah, it was,
as soon as you walk in, you get hit with like that cheap perfume.
You're like, oh fuck. You know, the glitter lipstick. Or you know, who knows what they're wearing. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. They always have something that's shiny. Yeah. Some shit on them or something like that, you know? But. You and I were at the Regent Beverly Wilshire. We went to the bar. We, one of my clients was the chef.
We went and ate, and then we went, he sent us to the back bar to go get a, a glass of wine. I remember it was like $40 a glass, and as soon as you and I sat down to have a sip, these two like hookers come up and sit like right next to us. And they're wearing so much perfume that we couldn't taste a wine anymore.
Yeah. Yeah. Remember we got really [00:24:00] pissed off and we asked for coffee beans, and I
remember the bartender had, yeah, maybe I went back like once. I thought the scene was just ridiculous. Ridiculous. Anyway, it was so bad. Not that I hated it. There were just better bars, I guess, you know?
Well, we went there for dinner.
Oh my bother. And he sent us to the bar in the back because it was a favorite wine that they had back there. I re I remember that. Yeah. And that was like, and I remember like paying like, like how are we paying $40 for a glass of wine? This was like years ago. We did. So I, well nowadays it'd be like more like 120, you know, so to go back and think, like, you couldn't even taste it.
Remember how angry we were? Because all you could taste was the perfu, this cheap perfume these girls were wearing.
And I'm really sensitive, uh, to things like that also, you know? Right. Like smells, I, I can't handle it. So yeah, they ruined it. Those hookers ruined our wine. Exactly,
but these girls are like, they're pretty much professional [00:25:00] hookers who actually have, you know, they're looking for sports players trying to hook up, trying to, or like look at what happened to Kobe Bryant.
I mean, that one girl said that, uh, she raped. That he raped her, and I remember that whole ordeal. Oh, yeah. What? I mean, it was like, yeah, it wasn't true. I mean, she was mental, but still, I mean, that's what they're looking for. Mm-hmm. You know, I'm, I'm, I'm asking some of the players and he's like, maj, he's like, trust me, it happens.
He's like, some of these guys will hook up with some of these girls, but ma he's like, the majority of us are like, we just stay the fuck away. Especially the ones that are married. He's like, man, I get my room key and I'm up to the room. I am done. I'm in bed. I don't need this shit.
That's really the thing.
It's not like old days, you know? It's where they just wanna hook up and maybe it works out, maybe it doesn't. No one would sue them or lie about rape or something like that. You know? It's like, right. It just wouldn't do it.
No, like unless it
happened. And then back in those days, no [00:26:00] one even hold on him anyway.
So true.
They always kind of hit it, you know what I mean? But nowadays, it's just like if somebody that does happen, yes, they should be prosecuted, but these girls are just looking to go through and get something where they can actually make up a story or sleep with one of 'em or try to get pregnant and.
Now they're gonna get, you know, child support and who knows how much because it goes off of what they're making. And some of these players, I mean, some of 'em, majority of 'em, are in the millions that they're making per year. Yeah. So that's exactly what they're looking for. I think all of them are now. But one of the guys was telling me, he's like, it's not just the girls that come in and try to get their attention.
He's like, it's also the guys with the trading cards and the photos of the players, the nerds. That Well, he, I, he says he wishes it was the nerds or the guys who are like really into the sports. Yeah. These are people who have stores that sell [00:27:00] memorabilia to the kids and to the nerds who are really into the sports stuff.
And I went, oh no, I see these guys. He's all, they'll have like a box full of shit waiting for you to stop and sign stuff.
They're like the king of
nerds.
That's what it's,
yeah. Okay. But they're, they're looking for a monetary, they're looking for money as well. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
They wanna sell this to these kids, and I'm like, oh, that's, he's like, if it was like, he's a majority of the guys' like, listen, that's for
autographs.
Yeah. If a
kid walks up to me and asks for an autograph or something like that, he's like, I know you're a fan. He's like, I'll stop for any kid and sign whatever, shirts, shoes, cart, you name it. He's like, you want me to sign your mom? I'll sign your mom. You know what I mean? I don't give a shit, you know, but he's like, but these creepy fucking guys that stalk us at the hotels with all this stuff, wanting us to assign footballs or hockey stick or [00:28:00] some shit like that, he's like, and they come loaded with all the stuff.
He's like, those the creepiest fuckers I'll ever meet. I, I don't want nothing to do with them.
Did they do it?
Oh, some guys do because they're like, there's the new guys, you know, the new guys, someone's lasting for autograph. They're like, oh, hell yeah. They're just happy anyone's asking. You know, like Exactly.
But some of the guys have been around a while that I know. And not only that, now, the guys who have really been around, the only autographs they'll do, if it wasn't, it's not, if it's not for a kid, it has to be towards charity. If it's to a charity, fine. You know what I mean? Like I have no problems with that.
When it comes to like, just because you want money, you wanna sell this to another, like a 10-year-old, fuck you. I don't think so. They're always getting hit up for shit.
Always. What if a hooker at the bar asks to get her boobs signed? Would they do it? Yeah,
if the hooker paid them.
Hmm.
I think it'd be in reverse then, right?
I think the hooker should pay, maybe so should pay to have their [00:29:00] rack signed. Yeah, exactly. What is it worth? Yeah. What's it worth to you bitch?
All right, it's time for some shit. Ology, the murder edition to all you lady hookers out there. You're really wasting your time going after these sports guys. They travel too much and you don't know who they're with on the road. They also like to shower with other men and think it's okay. Get yourself a rich murderer.
Not your everyday freak killer. I mean an intelligent well-to-do serial killer. He's going to check off all the boxes for you. Charming, smart, very thoughtful, clean, but not afraid to get his hands dirty, taken in the backyard. He is handy with the shovel. You'll want him to meet your mother asap, but maybe not your father since he has [00:30:00] some serious daddy issues and warns you not to go there.
He's the only daddy you'll need for now on. Yeah. He gets jealous and has a nasty temper. Yeah. He flies into fits of rage over spilled milk, but he loves you and you do have a hefty allowance, and that's what it's all about, hooker. And with that, stay shitty and see you next time and don't get murdered.
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