Bizarre True Crime Stories & Hair-Raising Encounters"

Key Moments from Our Latest Podcast Episode

Welcome back to Shit ! Told my hairdresser, where hosts Jason and Jack dive into the weirdest, wildest, and most unsettling stories—from police shootings to hair-eating attackers. In this episode, we cover jaw-dropping true crime tales, workplace chaos, and the kind of bizarre behavior that makes you say, "What the hell is wrong with people?"

Prefer listening? Check out the full episode on our website

Key Stories & Takeaways

1. The Weezer Drummer’s Wife Shot by LAPD

  • A former coworker of Jack's—married to Weezer’s drummer—made headlines when she was shot by police after brandishing a gun in her backyard.

  • The incident stemmed from a chaotic car chase where suspects fled into her neighborhood.

  • Lesson learned: If cops tell you to drop a gun, drop the gun.

2. The Hair-Eating Attacker Terrorizing Women

  • A client revealed she was assaulted by a serial hair-cutter who would hold women down, chop off their hair, and eat it before fleeing.

  • This wasn’t an isolated incident—similar attacks have been reported in LA, London, and Australia.

  • Creepy detail: The attacker targeted women with thick, dark hair and dined in on his "meal."

3. The Man Bun "Inventor" (And Why He Deserves Scissors Too)

  • A former colleague claimed he invented the man bun—despite historical evidence proving otherwise (looking at you, Buddha).

  • Jason and Jack agree: Cutting off a man bun isn’t assault—it’s a public service.

4. Bizarre Addictions: From Eating Hair to Snorting Keyboard Cleaner

  • Why would someone eat hair? Is it a fetish? A sensory obsession? We may never know.

  • Bonus weirdness: Stories of people eating aluminum foil, paper, and even inhaling Freon for a high.

Why These Stories Matter

These aren’t just shocking tales—they highlight real dangers, societal oddities, and the importance of situational awareness. Whether it’s police encounters gone wrong or predators with strange fixations, these stories remind us:

✅ Comply with law enforcement—especially if you’re holding a weapon.
✅ Stay alert in public—you never know who might try to snack on your hair.
✅ Man buns are a crime against fashion (and deserve scissors).

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Final Thoughts

If you enjoyed these stories, you’ll love the full episode—packed with even more dark humor, wild confessions, and WTF moments.

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