Welcome back to another unhinged episode of Shit I Told My Hairdresser, where hosts Jason and Jack dive into the weirdest, wildest, and most WTF stories from behind the salon chair. This week? Frat hazing rituals so bizarre they’ll make you question humanity, plus a bittersweet memory of Matthew Perry.
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Key Stories & Takeaways
1. The "Butthole Biscuit" Challenge
A client shared a hazing ritual from San Diego State:
New frat members run across a football field with cookies wedged in their butt cracks.
Loser eats all the cookies that fell out of other guys’ cracks.
Jack’s take: "Why not just... eat the cookie normally?"
2. "Leading the Elephant" (Yes, It’s What You Think)
Another frat "tradition":
Guys hold each other’s penises and walk in a circle in the desert.
Allegedly inspired by circus elephants holding tails with their trunks.
Jason’s reaction: "What if someone gets... excited? Is that extra credit?"
3. A Touching Memory of Matthew Perry
Jason recalled cutting Perry’s hair while he read a tabloid article about himself.
Perry laughed off the gossip, proving even celebs know tabloids are trash.
Bittersweet note: The conversation took on new meaning after Perry’s passing.
4. How to Handle Tabloid Reporters (Like a Boss)
Pro tip: If a reporter fishes for gossip, feed them absurd lies (e.g., "I saw a celebrity drink baby blood at an orgy").
Goal: Make it so crazy they never come back.
Why These Stories Matter
Beyond the laughs, these tales reveal:
✅ Frat culture’s dark side (Why is hazing always homoerotic?).
✅ Celebrities vs. tabloids (Even Friends stars can’t escape bad press).
✅ The power of absurdity (Sometimes, the best response to nonsense is more nonsense).
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