Salon Confessions & the Wildest Prison Story We’ve Ever Heard
By the hosts of “Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser”
Every hairstylist knows the deal: the second a client sits in your chair, you're not just cutting hair — you’re suddenly their therapist, life coach, emotional support raccoon, and sometimes their confessional priest. After decades behind the chair, we’ve heard every kind of story… or so we thought.
Then came Yvette — a Missouri cosmetologist with a past so wild we’re still recovering.
This episode didn’t just give us a story.
It gave us a saga.
A darkly comedic, jaw-dropping look into a world most of us only see on Netflix.
And yes… it all started with prison.
Before the Hairstylist License Came 120 Days in Prison
Yvette didn’t exactly follow the traditional cosmetology-school-to-salon-chair path. Before she ever picked up a pair of shears, she found herself standing in court, convicted of a felony, and sentenced to what Missouri calls a “shock treatment.”
If you’ve never heard of that — lucky you.
Think Scared Straight, but not the TV version.
The real version.
The one where you actually go to prison for four months to “scare you out of breaking the law again.”
Spoiler alert:
It worked.
But those 120 days came with an education no cosmetology textbook has ever covered.
Day One: Naked Strangers, Goo Shampoo & Reality Hits Hard
The bus doors opened. The women filed out. And before Yvette could say “Can I call my mom?”, she was shoved into a shower with a dozen naked strangers, “titties to the floor,” as she says.
Then came the goop.
A thick, cold, sticky lice-killing shampoo dumped directly on her head — and you’re not allowed to wash it out for 24 hours.
Not exactly a Keratin treatment.
The Shock of Real Prison Life
Inside the walls, Yvette saw everything:
– Addiction
– Heartbreak
– Women who thrived
– Women who didn’t make it
– And then… the stories that stop the room cold
One inmate looked familiar — like she stepped out of a Stone Temple Pilots music video. Ginger hair. Tattoos. Sharp features. Yvette couldn’t stop staring… until someone whispered the truth:
“Do you know who that is?”
She didn’t.
But she was about to find out.
The Cop Who Transitioned to Avoid Men’s Prison
Yvette learned that this inmate had once been a male detective. A cop who got caught up in the very criminal world he was supposed to be investigating.
When the charges hit, he knew exactly what would happen in men’s prison:
It would be a death sentence.
So he transitioned — fully — to be housed in a women’s facility.
Yes, you read that right:
A police officer was so terrified of entering a men’s prison that they chose gender transition, surgery and all, as the safer option.
That’s how dangerous prison can be for law enforcement.
And for Yvette?
That was just week one.
The Curling-Iron Child Molester & Prison Justice You Can’t Unhear
We wish we could say the stories get lighter from here.
They don’t.
One day Yvette passed an older inmate with severe disfigurement — wart-like boils covering her entire face. She whispered, “What happened to her?”
The answer?
Prison justice.
This woman had abused her own children using a curling iron.
Even typing that sentence makes our stomachs drop.
Prisoners knew what she had done — and they made sure everyone who looked at her would know too.
The Toothbrushing Story That Nearly Broke Us
You’d think something as simple as brushing your teeth would be harmless, right?
Absolutely not.
The inmates were given tiny, sawed-off toothbrushes they had to hunch over the sink to use. And the motion — well, it looked like everyone was doing the Shake Weight workout from hell.
Yvette laughed.
Then one of the girls elbowed her:
“Stop. Don’t look right now.”
She turned.
Five male correctional officers were standing behind them…
silently watching the women brush their teeth.
Mouths open.
Eyes locked.
Hands probably somewhere inappropriate.
Because even in prison, women can’t escape creepy men.
The Dark Humor of Surviving Something Horrific
What makes Yvette so incredible is her humor.
Her resilience.
Her ability to survive the worst and retell it with the comedic timing of a seasoned storyteller.
After everything she endured, she rebuilt her life, became a licensed cosmetologist, and now uses her own chair to listen, laugh, and connect with clients just like the rest of us.
Her journey is proof that:
– People can change
– Trauma can shape you
– And hairdressers?
We might be the best therapists society accidentally created.
What This Episode Teaches Us
Beyond the absurdity and shock, Yvette’s story reveals something deeper:
You never know who’s sitting in your chair.
You never know what they’ve survived.
And sometimes the people with the hardest pasts become the ones with the biggest hearts.
This is why our podcast exists — because the salon is more than a beauty service.
It’s a safe space.
A confessional booth.
A storytelling sanctuary.
And sometimes… a place for the wildest stories you’ll ever hear in your life.
Listen to the Full Episode
If you think reading this was crazy, wait until you hear Yvette tell it herself.
Her voice, her humor, her honesty — it’s unforgettable.
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Hello? Hello. This is a collect call from Harris County Jail from Inmate.
Jason,
say yes if you would like to accept this call.
Uh, yeah. Okay.
Hey man, thanks for taking my collect call,
dude. What the fuck, man? I know. Did you do it again? I did it again.
Hello everybody [00:01:00] and welcome back to a all brand new episode of Shit I Told my hairdresser with
Me.
Jack.
Jason.
How you doing, man?
I'm all right. How's it going?
Doing really good. Can't complain. I I, no one would wanna fucking hear if I had to, so
Hmm.
isn't that right? Most clients do not want to hear about a complaint. I mean, if you're gonna come inside the salon, they don't wanna hear you bitch about your day or how terrible things were,
only so I can talk about themselves.
right.
They would interrupt you and go, oh, think your life is bad.
to mine.
Yeah.
So, uh, let's talk about all the good things then. So, one of the good things is that everyone has been going to our TikTok and you guys Awesome. Amazing listening to us and sending us all of your emails and getting us voicemails sent over to us. We're gonna have some, a lot of hairdressers have been reaching out and wanting to get on the show, and we have one today, [00:02:00] so we have.
Yeah, so we're filtering through and we're trying to get some of the best stories, and I think I got one today, that's for sure. But one of the things that I am really surprised at is how people want to really share stories with their hairdresser.
Yep.
is actually a hairdresser that wants to share her story with us, and I find it quite fascinating.
I didn't know what I was getting into when we first started talking. 'cause a lot of times what I end up doing is I'll talk to people ahead of time, see what stories they want to go through and tell onto the show. And some don't always make the cut and some do, and this one did. And so I was kind of surprised along the way as we were talking.
Uh, unfortunately I couldn't get her straight on. To the show. So I had to record it with my phone. So I apologize for some of the audio. But, um, we will go through and we'll play the sound bites and we'll kind of break it up as we're going along. But thank you so much guys for going through and reaching out.
Follow, [00:03:00] subscribe wherever you find us. Tell your friends about us, and keep bringing those stories 'cause. been really, really good. So we're gonna listen to one right now about Yvette. Yeah. Can't complain. Alright, so here we go.
the vet?
Let's find out.
Okay.
is Yvette and I am a licensed cosmetologist and the state of Missouri and prior to me becoming licensed.
I was convicted of a felony and sent to prison
Oh.
what is referred to here as a shock treatment or a one 20. And what's a shock treatment? I don't know. It's just what they call it. Zero one. Yeah. Sounds. But I, I mean, it was a shock. It was a shock for sure. So I did find out what the shock treatment was.
So the shock treatment basically was if you've [00:04:00] committed some type of a crime or a felony such your first one, what they wanna do is they want to shock you in doing like this prison bootcamp and bring you in for 120 days so you don't come back. So they're trying to get you not to break the law again.
'cause otherwise,
there.
oh, you're there.
Yeah. I, I mean,
Oh, you're definitely there.
do you remember that, um, show what was it? Uh, s. Scared straight.
Yes.
So like how they took like, and they, them with and everything. That's enough. I think, you know, they didn't actually send them there.
Well, yeah, but I mean this is like you had to actually commit a crime to do, I mean, the scare straight was kinda like, yeah, you're doing some petty shit and you don't wanna end up in prison, otherwise you would be there.
You're right. So,
were convicted and the judge is like, you're not like hardened yet, so let's just gonna go through and do the shock treatment on you.
So it, it's kind of [00:05:00] like their version of a 30 or 120 day scared straight, but you're there for 120 fucking days,
and anything could happen,
and it did well. Let's continue on with the story and we can hear a little bit more.
All right.
Not anything I could see how it works or how it should work for many people. And the fact that it doesn't is, is sad and concerning and just a whole multitude of things that, uh, for me it was enough, but also it was also unfortunate considering the circumstances of my arrest and what. Happened afterwards and it was, um, I looked different.
I'm darker than everybody and my town, I have tattoos. The first time that I ever had, um, that I had an awareness of my skin was when I moved to Missouri, my skin color rather. And uh, so that's a whole separate can of worms, the arrest [00:06:00] situation. But yeah, so I got sent to prison and, um. What a wild ride that was.
I remember getting off the bus and um, they put you in this room, everybody's naked. I mean, it's just titties on the floor and it's utters just everywhere. And they put you in the shower. Sounds a little, uh, get off the bus, get in the shower. And so then they dumped his. Like gooey stuff on your head that is meant to kill lice and um, you can't blow dry or anything and it just kind of thickens and you can't wash it out for like 24 hours or something.
Anyway, so that was my day one and I did four months, and within that four months there was a lot that I'd seen experienced. I cried with a couple people. One girl, uh, who was really great, really great. Um, got out after her treatment, quote unquote treatment, and went out and August died. [00:07:00] And that was really sad 'cause she was a great person.
And I remember thinking that some of these people's families, they've never seen them sober, you know? And I got to spend time with these girls when they were actually clean and sober. And that was another thing that was really, really cool. But, uh, during my time at Chillicothe Women's Penitentiary. In the Missouri Department of Corrections.
I was headed to the Chow Paul, and I remember one of the women catching my eye and I was like, whoa. She had a familiar look to her and just kind of edgy. She had tattoos on her face, but really nice. It wasn't like weird, just a blob of ink. And I was like, wow, she's, she's all right. And I would, I'd seen her a couple more times after that.
And then one of the girls I was walking with saw me checking her out and she goes, do you know who that is? And I was like, no, I don't know who that is. She proceeded to tell me this story [00:08:00] about this girl who was like a double for Scott Wheland. She didn't have the sort of pulp, right red hair, but she was definitely a ginger.
So that was there. And, um, this girl proceeds to tell me that this woman actually was a transgender woman, and that the reason that she wound up in Chilla coffee was because prior to the transition he was a cop. A detective or like an undercover type of police officer or investigator, detective or whatever, and that he got really, really caught up in whatever it was that he was doing or busting or investigating.
He got caught up in that life and it was arrested with his own set of charges and he, knowing that he was going to go to prison, he elected to transition to be a woman. [00:09:00] That's how he wound up in a women's prison in Missouri because he did not wanna go to the men's prison, that's for sure. 'cause that's not a good thing.
I feel like any type of law enforcement or cops, doesn't matter, um, are worse than say your chomos in the men's prisons. They have truly, um, like a death sentence immediately, or like a life of hell to look forward to. So this person was better off transitioning, have his penis cut off. Correct. And transition to a woman that it, yes.
And then they allowed him to go into a women's prison because of that. Yes. And two, at his time that it was going to a men's prison? Yes. Wow. Alright. So dude,
so that's a lot,
yeah.
of all. Anyway, nevermind, uh, the, the laing. I wanted to talk about that. You know, it's like who makes that and what does it look like and everything. Uh, but now that I heard the, cop [00:10:00] transitioning, so he wouldn't go to men's prison. Now that's.
You would rather get your dick cut off than go. That must be pretty fucking bad.
think I would do that too.
Yeah.
it doesn't much, uh, me to dress as a woman though. I'm just kidding. No, um,
Yeah.
that's, that's
Just the right shade of lipstick, you're fine. Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
if, um, um, he really went through with all of it, you know, it's. So I get the like, take hormone to get the boobs, but did he actually cut it off?
Yeah, you have to 'cause that you're considered a woman. You, so you actually had your penis turned into a vagina so that way you could avoid men's prison. 'cause she was saying on there that in Missouri, being a cop doing these things is worse than being, she called them CMOs. So her child molest, child molesters,
Cho Chomo.
chomo is what she called it.
is what? That's [00:11:00] okay.
So, which I thought the child molester was the worst of the worst. Correct.
that's what I thought. But.
Cops are considered worse.
a cops.
Yes. So I guess because the cops showed that, you know, showed them a lesson. Now they're gonna show the cop a lesson while they're in, basically like the criminals, this is their house.
yeah. and, uh, karma is up every day, I guess there, um,
Because you come in, you, you, at first, you're a cop and you're holier than thou than they are, you know, so it's like you're, you're basically, they, these guys think that you are this kind of a person. You're better than them. Well, now it just goes to show that you did the exact same thing they did, and now you're in their house.
They're gonna show you some fucking. Some prison justice and that's, and I guess the prison justice for cops are Oh yeah. Is way worse than being a child molester. That's fucked up.
that's. The lowest
That's a [00:12:00] different kind of hell, isn't it?
Yeah.
Fuck. I mean, so you're, you're that afraid, you're that afraid you're actually cut off your own penis.
I mean, granted, I mean, it's probably not, you're not just cutting it off, you know yourself with like a knife or something like that. You're having a surgically removed and then,
maybe he did.
you know,
Um,
yeah, you might, depends on what you did. Probably deserved it.
oh, is saying that he looked like, or she looked like Scott Wand.
Yes, and that's why she kind of, she was kind of falling for her.
She
I, she probably didn't do the, I mean, she, they did the penis, but probably not the hormones, you know, and all that type of therapy, because that's not the reason. You're not actually transitioning to a woman to become a woman. You're transitioning to get the fuck outta men's prison or stay the fuck outta men's prison.
So it's for a completely different reason.
that or you get tortured
Yeah. I say let 'em go get torture. They should, they should have just thrown in with the man. Instead of with the women, because then it makes the transgender look [00:13:00] bad. You know what I mean? So, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
ooh. Yeah, exactly. It's like, oh, you were a male. Guess what? And now you have a vagina. Oh, man. They would've had a field day with that.
it's, yeah. Well,
oh my God. Yeah. Woo. All right, so let's, uh, let's continue on. There's way more to this story, not to this one, but, uh, Yvette's story.
Yeah. Like to CY you fell for him. Oh my. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, I love Scott Wheeling from the minute, you know, plush came out, but, and so of course, how could she not catch my eye, you know? Right. Yeah. I don't know if, I don't know. I never found out how much time she, you know, received or any of that stuff.
Any of the particulars. Um. Clearly they just let her be in general population and I mean good for her that she wasn't sort of singled out or made to feel like she couldn't be with the other women [00:14:00] because I mean, I am in Missouri. Yeah, I'm glad that she was able to just live, albeit in a prison. And now, what else's happening in there that you found kind interesting?
I mean, there was just really a lot. It was another child vault. Story. Uh, I think I was headed back this time back to our, our, uh, hut or whatever, and, um, there was a woman with the boils, like on her face and she was older, like 70, 65, 60, somewhere in there. And, um, that wasn't sight. I've never seen that before.
Like they weren't warts, they weren't. Uh, you could see defined like foils, but they weren't red or anything like that anyway. And I was like, sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln, what the fuck is that? And um, one of the girls shushed me, don't look at her, don't you know any of that stuff? And I was like, oh, okay.
I thought this is king shit. You know, walking the, maybe a mafia, I dunno. But no, it turns out that she had, [00:15:00] um, done vial things to her children with the curling iron. Yeah. And, uh, that's like biblical, like that's, she earned every single one of those that was on her face. And I believe she was released like, um, between five and 10 years ago.
How? I don't know. So
Okay.
so here's the thing. She was saying boils, but boils are something that's like, they go away, they're like a pus. You know what I mean? This is, she said it sounded like a, a wart. You know, so this is something that was done to this woman
that's what I am
disfigure her?
They knew about what he did the kids, I guess, and then she
I mean, with a curling iron,
back, like, how are they with her face? Like,
I don't know.
like maybe need to call Dr. Pimple Popper.
Yeah, so it's obviously, it's not boils. I mean, these are, she said like a wart or something. [00:16:00] So these have to be something that was done to her in prison
Yeah.
back for what she did to her kids with a fucking curling iron dude.
yeah, I don't
Oh,
wanna,
I don't wanna know either. But,
whatever it is, she also is receiving saving payback. You know, for
well, she's a child molester, she's a chomo. You know what I mean? So it's, this is, yeah. So what she's describing here is like you're the lowest of the low. And that's why the other girl was saying like, Hey, don't engage with her. There's a reason why. 'cause you don't wanna engage with the people who are.
Because then you're, if you're friends with them, then the other inmates are gonna know, know that, and they're gonna fuck with you too.
yeah. Wow.
I tell you, that was pretty intense, you know? But, ooh, I just, ugh, I can't look at a curling iron again. Like it, it fucked me up. I have to admit, I was during [00:17:00] this phone call that I had with her, and she's basically telling me a story.
That one right there kind of got me and. I mean, we continued on with a little bit more, but Oof. It just really, I mean, having a five-year-old, it really like, just like struck me down to the core
Yeah.
that people do this kinda shit, and that's just one story. You know? There's a lot more of the shit that happens out there that I, I don't want to know.
Yeah.
meeting all of 'em. Her worst of the worst are her all in one building around, you know?
And if that's not the enough to fucking shock you straight, man. You know what I mean? I that I guess, yeah. Shock treatment. Shocking enough. I mean, I was just listening to her and she only spent 120 days there, so Yeah. Fuck.
How
All right. Let's
this, do you know?
you know. I don't know. I don't know. But it wasn't that long ago.
five to 10 years ago, or maybe she was in there for five to 10 years. A woman,
she was only there for 120. She had never
she said. No, no. [00:18:00] woman, a one that had, uh,
Oh, the,
on her.
yeah. I, I think she was like years
Five to 10.
still. I don't think that's enough.
Six or seven.
Yeah, it's enough. All right, let's get back into it.
I dunno anything more about that, but that was a shock and so was a lot of stuff like that. And the number of gingers was wild. Like I've never seen so many gingers in one place.
Now, stories we're gonna talk about was, uh, if you can tell me about the brushing of the teeth of the cos. Oh my God. Yeah. So they give you these little sought off like toothbrushes, at least where I was. And maybe it's just a Missouri thing, but I don't know. And I thought that would change when you get to prison.
'cause a lot of things change when you get to prison outside of jail. Well, not this. And so, um, because you can fashion into a weapon and I mean, you still could technically, but, um, anyways, so yeah, they gave you these little off toothbrushes and, uh, in this. Sink or in the bathroom rather. There was only like four sinks and just across [00:19:00] from the bathrooms was what we called the bubble, which is where the cos would sort of watch the screens and the monitors and they had like their little, what do they call that?
You know, like their set up shop in there and that's where they hang out and are safe, I guess. And so anyway, um, one night we were brushing our teeth and um, it was a long line to. Wait to get the sink. And I looked over and I happened to see just how silly the girls looked, hunched over the sink with their hands moving up and down like they got a shake weight, you know, it made me laugh.
And they're dribbling all that toothpaste all down their wrist and their hands, and. You made me laugh and I poked one of the girls. I'm like, look, look, look at this. How ridiculous this looks. So we used just kind of chuckle to ourselves and start laughing and, and then I was mortified in that minute because I turned around slowly and all the CEOs were watching like mouths open and I was like, oh, that was [00:20:00] really shocking.
They were all in there. They were all like five dudes just posted watching the girls brush their teeth, how to start with the sinks, with their shake weight motions. Wow. Yeah, so, so you can't even go to jail and still, you know, not get away from guys going through and trying to, yeah. Wow. It's something as simple as brushing your teeth like it's disgusting.
Now is that a problem with the male cos trying to like do anything with the female prisoners or? Yeah, I remember there was a scandal and I only got bits and pieces of it, but some inmate got knocked up and that was a big deal. And I don't know if it was happening currently or if it's something that had happened prior to my getting there.
Um, but yeah, I definitely heard that. And whether or not it, I, I wanna say it did happen at Chiller Coffee, or maybe it was Vandalia. But I mean, it's, it's rough and you know, it happens. People fashion shit. Yeah, people fashion shit [00:21:00] all the time with out of like rubber gloves and God knows what and I'm just like, yeah.
I can imagine being there for an extended stay, I guess. Uh, that would suck. And so my heart breaks through. 'cause I mean, we're human, you know? Yes. But, um, yeah. So I don't know. Other than that, they're all, um, very happy to be there. These, these guys, for the most part, you know, they had mommy issues or something, and they love their positions of authority over dangerous woman or mouthy women, or, and you could smell it, man.
Wow. Okay. Um, that was a lot. I'm just mostly shocked that there's harassment. Haven't they heard of a me too movement?
I'm sure they have
I,
and they don't fucking care.
guess it's not over there,
It hasn't reached the prison systems yet. You know, the correctional officers have not, I'm not paying attention to that. But what dicks, you know what I [00:22:00] mean? He's like, these women are already serving time and then they're going through and sexually exploiting them on top of it. I mean, go figure.
watching them brush their teeth and so their hands moving up and down and
Right. And also she said shake weight, that means their breasts are B moving up and down. So these guys are basically, well, they're
means?
watching that. Yeah. Shake weight, so
So they're watching their boobs like hang
exactly.
or something. Okay, I get it now. What
these guys are like pretty much getting off on watching these women, basically what they're making it out, that they're simulating, you know, oral sex or whatever it is, you know, and then watching their, their boot. Yeah. That's what they call it, right? Uh, but it, I mean, how fucking petty, you know what I mean?
Like, that's what you're gonna go through and like, or. You're just demeaning these women, like right in front of them, there's five guys [00:23:00] sitting there like talking shit, you know? And just watching these women do this, just what pieces of shit. But I mean, I guess who are you gonna get? That's who you get to work at these prison systems.
Prison. And so like, who's gonna look after them? You know, uh, some of them are probably worse than others. And then I mentioned one was knocked up. I'm, I'm swimming, that means pregnant,
Yeah.
well, I don't know. Knocked up. I don't, I don't know. Um, so
means beat up, but I mean, especially with Wish, what she's referring to.
yeah.
what a piece of shit. These guys are just like taking advantage of caged women. If you think about it, it's like, you know, they're, who knows if they're raping them? Who knows if they're going through and like, I don't think it was cons consensual or like, uh, you know, they fell in love with each other and it's like, gee, I hope we have a baby in prison.
Or, you know.
if, if. A woman let that happen. It's, uh, to make her life in [00:24:00] there easier if you let like the guard to what he wants, you know, sort of thing.
Probably that could be another, you know, as well. But anyhow. Oh my God. What a, what? A couple of stories. I mean, now she's a hairdresser, she's doing great. She's doing hair over Missouri. Um, Yvette, what a crazy story.
Yeah,
know, I mean, I just, I wanna figure out what,
gonna
what,
thinking
what brand is making this De Laing shampoo.
You gotta keep in there for 24 hours, you know what I mean? Is like, you know, keratin, you know, is it because the, you know, the keratin you can't wash for 24 hours
I,
is a bedhead.
it? And, mainly what I wanna know is, what does it smell like? Is it like a tropical smell or
I'm sure it is pineapple. Yeah, I'm sure it smells great, but what, what kind of got me is, well, the two is all the gingers inside there.
that, that must have been horrifying.
I'm telling you, having that many [00:25:00] gingers in one spot.
I will never break a law again.
Ever.
But what a, i, I tell you, I, I find it amazing that people want to go through and tell us these stories about their lives and what they experienced. And I, I haven't had that many clients go to jail, that's for sure. You know, I, I've had a few, we've talked about them, you know what I mean? Normally it's kinda like drugs for things like that.
You know, but you know the, the cop that's inside there who decides like, yep. Rather not have a penis to the woman who molests her kids with a curling iron. That is nuts.
I see why he did that, you know? Um, but
I can see why. Yeah, absolutely.
yeah. but you know, the lengths he went to, to say out of side, you know.
I dunno if there's any more link there left to tell you the truth now.
There's nothing. It's a nub,
No, it's, it's internal now.
[00:26:00] I guess, so.
But thank you so much for sharing that with us, Yvette. We really appreciate it. If you guys want to go through and get onto the show, we definitely want to go through and hear your story. So please go through and send them to us. Uh, you can reach out to us at Shit I told my hairdresser.com or send us an email at info at shit.
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I, I can't even talk anymore. I'm still kinda like thinking about the story and kind of fucked up by it. Because this is some fucked up shit. This is what we're talking about. This is what people tell us.
Mm-hmm.
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two, don't be a ginger. Apparently they're arresting him left and right because the prisons are already filled up with 'em.
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