The Day Beauty Met the Devil (Literally)

Every hairstylist has seen some wild things behind the chair — but not every stylist can say they’ve had to deal with a possessed client and a sewer crisis in the same episode. Welcome to “Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser,” the unfiltered comedy podcast where real salon pros spill their most jaw-dropping stories.

This time, hosts Jason Townsend and Jack dive deep into a day that could only happen in salon life: when a woman casually announces mid-haircut that she’s possessed by a demon... and the salon next door tries to rinse perms in a nail salon foot bath.

When the Water Stops Flowing and the Chaos Begins

It all started with a clogged sewer line that backed up through multiple businesses. One manager got the call of doom — “We might have to shut the water off for five days.”
Imagine two perms and a full head of foils when suddenly, the water shuts off. The owner’s brilliant solution? “Just rinse them across the street in the nail salon.”

That’s right — clients with bleach, color, and perm rods were about to get a Dasani foot spa shampoo experience.Because nothing screams “luxury salon” like a head dunked in a pedicure bowl.

Meet Sally — The Demon Client From the Underworld

But the real showstopper came later, when one stylist met a new client named Sally.
Midway through the cut, Sally casually said:

“By the way, I’m possessed by a demon.”

The stylist froze. Do you call a priest or keep cutting layers? Sally explained that it happened at a funeral, ever since which she’s been freezing cold, obsessed with porn, and furious at everyone. Professionalism prevailed — the haircut got finished — but Sally vanished into the abyss, never to return. (We hope she’s unpossessed by now.)

When Hair Care Turns Into Horror

The episode spirals into everything stylists have to deal with — clients who don’t wash their hair for weeks, people scared of “chemicals,” and the absurd reality of being a beauty professional in a world that doesn’t always smell great.

Jason and Jack don’t hold back. They mix raw honesty with comedy gold, roasting everything from foot-bath rinses to DIY shampoo myths. Beneath the laughs, though, lies a real conversation about salon hygiene, professionalism, and how stylists always keep it together — no matter how insane the day gets.

Why Listeners Love “Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser”

What makes this podcast stand out is simple: real hairstylists, real stories, and unreal moments.
Jason and Jack have decades of behind-the-chair experience and turn every awkward client, chemical disaster, and wild salon moment into a story that’s equal parts relatable and ridiculous.

If you love shows like SmartLess or The Bald and the Beautiful but want a raw, hair-industry spin — this is your next obsession.

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The podcast is hosted by hairstylists Jason Townsend and Jack, both industry veterans with decades of experience in the salon world.

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Jason, what's wrong?

I don't know, man. I just, I'm having trouble sleeping. Um, I haven't taken a poop in like a week and I'm just having a lot of trouble right now. Man. I can't even get hard.

It's your shampoo. All the chemicals in there is messing with your system, man. Just stop washing your hair. Really?

Yeah.

All right, Jack. So do, does my three little hairs look good that way? 1, 2, 3.

N no. Really? [00:01:00] No, no,

Oh, come on.

no.

Welcome to the show guys. Welcome back to shit. I told my hairdresser and, uh, my three little hairs say, hi, Jack. Jack, he's, you're, you have 12, so I mean, you're right. You know, coming right there with me, aren't you?

I have a little more than that. Um.

Okay. 16.

So you mean on the very top, like in the back there?

No, just on your back.

it's

Just on your back.

thinner. Shoulders on my shoulders. Um, uh, you okay? Has you

Yeah,

to run off all the, how you had to go to the bathroom

I did.

said, do you,

Everything came out just fine. So we're all good.

it just, um.

of everything.

you

No

had you have explosive something?

n no.

No.

I'm all good. I'm all good. Speaking of all good, you guys have done a, a fantastic job on the, Jack thinks [00:02:00] he's funny, he thinks he is really funny right now.

I am.

Yeah. Make sure you watch us on the, the TikTok and uh, watch Jack laugh at me. Anyhow. Um, let's get back to the show. What do you say? Instead of talking about my bodily functions, which you seem to enjoy today, um, but everyone has been doing an amazing job.

Uh, our numbers are going up. Thank you very much for that. Uh, catch us on YouTube and on TikTok on Instagram and Facebook. And you guys have, and it's actually been quite funny, you know, so you guys have been making some comments on there. And, uh, you guys have been joining the show, so thank you for that.

And you guys also been sending us a lot of messages, so if you guys wanna get onto the show, please let us know. Go to shit I told my hairdresser.com, or send us an email or a voicemail there. And you guys have been doing that, especially on some of our socials, and we're gonna go over some of those today.

We hope you guys like them. And if you have a better story than what you hear today, reach [00:03:00] out, let us know. Because we definitely want to go through and hear you as a story. Everyone, hairdressers, we hear some of the greatest shit, And, uh, this is our platform to go through and let people know what we've heard, you know, so

What do we have

well.

I got on a little bit of a tear about people not washing their hair and the stink that comes from that.

you mean like they're showing up after not washing their hair for, many days? Is that what you're

Yeah, like a week or two. Some people like two weeks, they don't wash their hair. Yes.

week,

Two weeks.

one week is like. Pushing

Disgusting enough.

Really pushing it

and, and, and, and Two weeks is Two weeks is neglect.

Yes. Like if you had a child that didn't wash their hair for two weeks, then CPS should be called. You know what I mean? So, 'cause that is neglect, that's for sure. [00:04:00] You know, my son, let me tell you, I don't care. I'm like, it's every day or every other day, he's in that shower. You know what I mean? And I'm like, you're making sure, I'm making sure.

He's like, shampooing. And I don't want a stinky kid. But these people are fine with not shampooing their hair for like a week or two. And I had a woman come in and she was just telling me how she doesn't shampoo her hair. And I went on a tear about that. I'm pretty sure it was on TikTok, uh, about that.

And I was like, it, I was, why do you not wash your hair? And she was telling me that everything that you put on your body seeps into your body,

Mm-hmm.

you know? And I'm like, okay. So. I'm gonna shampoo your hair here though. She goes, what are you gonna be using? And I told her the line and she's like, well, that has a lot of chemicals in it.

I go, right, so what do you want me to do? Not shampoo your hair? It's been over two weeks. I'm like, I can smell it. You need to shampoo your hair.

Use ivory bar soap. If, you're really worried about, you know,

Yeah.

fucking wash your hair. You're nasty.

[00:05:00] Yes. And you know, as soon as you hit it with water, you get that smell, it just stinks. Water intensifies it.

so listen, um, uh, in Cool. It was mostly old ladies, you know, all, Hey, long, I, had like roller sets, old lady roller sets

Yeah.

and they would have weekly appointments, which meant I would wash their hair once a week. So. Every once in a while they would get like with the flu or something like that, and they would just, skip a week, you know?

They didn't.

So finally they, uh, of them did, um.

Shampoo their hair.

I won't. no. If, if they die, can wash their own hair. I'm not doing, um, uh, um, there was one time that someone had, come in and, um, I just hadn't seen her in three weeks. And she tells me that [00:06:00] she hasn't washed her hair

Oh

And I was like, oh, so dude, the water hit it. I nearly threw up.

yeah.

It was so nasty.

Yeah.

I could not believe someone was walking around with that smell. A a all.

You can still smell to this day, can't you? You know that smell. You know how, you know

don't know

it's, if you ever walked behind a golden corral by one of their trash bins, that's probably what it smells like.

it's just an old lady had smell

Yeah.

and, oh,

that's been laid out down in the sun all day.

uh, I don't know what it was. Um,

But this woman was like, she's sitting here telling me she should've washed her hair in like two weeks. Gross. You know? And I'm able to get it wet. But here's the thing. I'm like, I'm gonna, you, you want me to shampoo your hair? And she goes, well, yeah.

So you're okay with me using the chemicals and everything because you just told me you should have brought your own shampoo if you're [00:07:00] so afraid of all this. So I, I'm calling her bullshit.

have her own Yeah. Yeah. She

I'm calling her bullshit.

be difficult.

That's all that it really was, you know? And I'm like, why are you spending this much money?

Why are you coming into a nice salon like this, like stinking like this, and you think that's okay, you know? And I'm gonna have the smell on my nose for the rest of the fucking day. You know, you, you smell it all day long. You think it's on you after you get done. You know what I mean? You smell on your hands.

I mean, I'm like boiling my combs afterwards of like just washing them, just, oh, it's just so disgusting.

what it's like, that you just have a, a, a of tuna an oil, and you it on your shirt

Yes,

and it's just on there. Throw the shirt away.

exactly. Is the shirt's done?

that's her head.

In their brain, they think that, you know, like, oh, well, your own body should go through and take care of itself. No, people have been washing since the beginning of dawn. You know what I mean? It's just like since people have been around, people bathe

you know what [00:08:00] they do? If, hey, just it wet.

something, something.

rinse it out. He's not even doing that, I'm guessing.

So I went through and I did this rant on TikTok and then people started responding and uh, people put down that in the salon that she works at, when they have people who stink like that, they put Vick's vapor rub under their nose so they don't have to smell the client. And I'm like, are you kidding me?

what, kind of shop is this. Is, this

I don't know.

have, they work like next? To like the city dump or something, or

I have no idea, but I don't,

town

the area that I'm is really, really expensive and I mean, let me tell you, they're still coming in stinking. I had a client even just after that come in, she said she hadn't washed her hair in like, you know, a week. and I'm thinking, shit, maybe I should get some Vix vapor rub, [00:09:00] put it under my goddamn nose.

I'm gonna start charging more

Rub it on

shampoo. I know, right? Yeah. Well then I can't get it then. I couldn't get it out.

spray her with like Lysol or something.

Right. I mean. Oh yeah, but I mean, if I have to shampoo your hair more than five times or I have to use like a smelling salt or something, so I don't smell you,

A

there's a fucking problem. There's a problem

case you

I pass out from your stink. Your nasty stink.

what it is? are these hippies,

who were young and I didn't wash her hair and they were using Whatever oil's in it, uh, chuli oil or something like that. That was one thing O okay. And, they also had a smell.

You know, they were, they were just young who were hippies and they didn't her hair all the time.

At least they're trying to cover up the smell though with Peti. At least he did that.

But now his hippies are like in their seventies and eighties. And [00:10:00] when you don't wash your head, it, you have that old lady smell.

You do. There's a smell. There is a smell. I know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

it's gross. Ugh.

But then I had a person, like a regular person, not a hairdresser, who Ashley wrote something down, which is a myth. By the way, I need to clarify that. She says I only wash my hair every five days or so. I never wash my hair before I go into the salon because it strips it of, I don't know of what, but she's saying that she doesn't want,

I guess is

yeah, she thinks the oil says washing it between the, someone's already washing 'em when they do my color.

So she doesn't want their hair washed. She doesn't, she thinks the color works better. It penetrates if she doesn't wash her hair. So they come in with dirty hair from five days.

Now, I would

Right,

it's opposite

exactly. It's totally the opposite because when you wash it, it opens your cuticle.

[00:11:00] something over hair to make it harder So like if your hair is. Follicles are like filled up with the oil,

Yeah.

Not a regular amount either.

they dunno what they're talking about. But they've been told this like they've been, people have been told like, oh, don't wash your hair every day. 'cause it's bad for you. No washing, shitty your hair with shitty shampoo.

this in a magazine,

Right.

30 years ago.

And they, they're trying to sell you something. Every time you see something in a magazine, if someone's giving you advice, they're trying to sell you something like dry shampoo.

Yeah.

that's all that it is, but everyone comes in like, oh my color. I actually, it lasts better if I don't wash it. Or I'm like, okay, how about you use a really good shampoo and don't wash it in boiling hot fucking water? Maybe that'll help. But of course they don't want to do, they don't wanna, they don't wanna do the work.

I'd rather just not shampoo it and stink.

You know what I'm, wondering is if they're like going a week, two weeks without washing their hair, what else is unwashed?

[00:12:00] Yeah. Oh yeah.

You know what I mean? If, hear that free with like, not minding. If we all them,

Yeah.

out there in the open. Is it, is it like they're not wiping or something? I, I don't know what they're doing. They're like, well, no, I, I wiped last week.

Yeah.

I's fine. I don't wanna, I don't want to irritate things down there, you know, that's, that's what they're, yeah. I don't

Heid,

it too much.

you don't wanna scratch it.

I don't want to irritate it,

Yeah.

and I would have to use, talks, I don't want, those, absorbing in my system or whatever their thinking is. I don't know.

I don't know, but I mean, even that woman was telling me that how she brushes her skin like every single day, you know, she uses dry brushing like that. I get it. But I mean maybe dry brush and then like wash your body.

I.

just [00:13:00] don't think that the brush is gonna go through and take care of everything.

It's not gonna get rid of a stink, but she doesn't wash. She just dry brushes it every single day and doesn't wash

He's leaving out half of the, the whole

right?

that you're supposed to do. She is an idiot,

And so.

is.

But then not only that, when I get to the blow dry, I am asking her now, I'm kinda like, okay, can I use any product inside your hair? She goes, well, I wanna look beautiful. So yes, you use the product. So I'm like, wait a minute. So you're completely contradicting yourself, by the way. And I didn't say that 'cause I just wanted to get her out of my chair as fast as possible at this point, because I just wanted to go through and get her hair done.

Hopefully she loves it and then she just bounces. Right. But then at this point now too, I'm kind of seeing how much I can fucking put in. Because I wanna see how like, um,

her limit?

it is not just like how, uh, what, what God damnit what's the goddamn word that I want? Um, [00:14:00] anyhow, I just wanted to see how far I could push the boundaries on her.

Right. Because Oh, hypocritical. 'cause she's completely hypocritical whatever she's telling me at this point.

Yeah.

She's a good old, you know, so I put the, I put the oil in first

Mm-hmm.

and I tell her I'm putting some oil in and then I put in some gel, throw her hair. And she was like, okay, that's fine. You know what I mean?

This is fine. I mean, it smells good. And, and I go and I'm like going, well, I want some root lift as well though too. So I'm gonna comb a little moose at your scalp and this'll give you some more lift. And she'll go. It will. Oh yeah. I'll give you some nice body and movement. I just introduced three chemical agents, you know what I mean?

Into your hair, and you're like, you're okay with it? As long as I'm pretty.

He may be hypocritical, uh, but he's also

Very much so.

believe anything that you tell her if it means that she's or attractive or whatever.

Yeah. So I get into the blow dry. I mean, I'm like chemical central, the whole thing up, you know what I mean? It's like, you know, I might as well be having a hazmat suit compared to what she was talking [00:15:00] about. then I get done. And then what do I do? Hairspray. I run a little hairspray through her hair.

And then after the hairspray I got, oh, have you seen the clouds outside? We need some anti humidity spray as well though too, by the time I'm done, I use a shampoo, a conditioner, a oil, a gel, um mose, a hairspray, and then also some anti humidity spray. That's like eight things on her head, eight things.

I was like, at least you didn't stink at that point anymore.

not washing that off until so.

Exactly.

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And we are back. Alright, so we did get a few emails or a few chats over on the, uh, TikTok and also on the email. So, um, you guys, if you guys wanna get on here, let us know 'cause we'll go through and read yours on here as a little too. But we've got one from Kennedy. We got [00:16:00] on the TikTok and here we go.

I'm gonna go through TikTok on the TikTok. I now love that. Yeah. Um. Excuse my dyslexia, but here we go. I manage a full service salon that shares a sewer line with a few other businesses. One day this dis the sewer decides it's done with life and just backs up shutting down a restaurant in half the building.

No bathrooms, no flushing, no water. Our landlord says, don't worry, we might have to shut the water off for four to five days, but I'll give you a heads up one hour later. Surprise, the water's going off in 60 minutes. You got one hour. We got two perms cooking and a full fashion color mid-process. Basically a ticking time bomb of chemicals.

Our owner, who wasn't even a hairstylist and just moved here from Chile, says, you can't close the salon. Just rinse the hair in the nail salon across the street. You want us to walk across the parking lot with full [00:17:00] foils in the hair and dunk their heads in the foot bath. She also suggested rinsing the water rinsing with, uh, bottles of water.

No, you know, nothing else screams luxury hair salon like a Dasani shower. Anyhow, at the end it was a false alarm and we were able to go through and keep the water on and we spent the rest of the day calling our clients and uh, re-booking them. So, okay. Come on now. Listen. All right. So imagine you're having your pedicure and somebody walks in and they ask you to lift up your feet.

Yeah. They gotta rinse a perm. Yeah. So you have stinky perm solution Would and stink feel about that? Yeah. How would you feel about someone walking you over to a nail salon saying like, across the parking lot in full like cape and like perm rods or color. Because you know you're always looking at your fucking best at that point.

Yeah. To go rinse your hair because where in the nail salon do they have a sink? They don't have shampoo [00:18:00] balls there. You have to use the foot bath. Right? Yeah. That's the only sinks and a hose that they would have is besides the toilet. Yeah. And that's unsanitary. How dare you suggest that? I know Foot Bath is the way to go.

Um, here's a lot of things wrong here. And, and it's, oh, yeah. First of all, let's start out a woman who, or I'm, uh, assuming it's a woman, uh, from Chili who's not a hairdresser, Uhhuh, running a salon here. Uh, they don't know what's up. They never know what's up. No. Um, have you worked anywhere that the owner is never not a hairdresser?

I would never work someone where a home is not a seriously, it's like me owning a restaurant. I've never worked in a restaurant before. I've never served food before. That being like me going, opening up a restaurant, here's the thing, like I can run a restaurant without knowing how to. The first thing about well, being a chef in a kitchen, I've never worked as a chef in a kitchen.

How do you run a place like that? You hire [00:19:00] one and it's, um, maybe you have eaten at plenty of restaurants, uh, that you think that you're qualified. So, yeah. But just because yeah, this owner that's not qualified me own a restaurant. She's had haircuts. She's had her hair done. Exactly. Yeah. She has hair. Yeah.

So that's for qualification. Own us alone. Yeah. Yeah. Um, why not? That's the thing. I mean, especially if there's like too many owners or an owner who has never or does not work behind the chair, who has never, I will never work in a salon like that, you know? 'cause that we have a chain here that's owned by a company that does, like they bought the salon, this franchise.

Yeah. And they are a pest control company. So it's this pest control company that owns this franchise of hair salons because it was profitable. So they bought it and they're just kind, now they're just slowly running it into the ground. Oh my God. And they have no idea why. You know, they don't even know why.

Yeah. We're running a business. We have a [00:20:00] pest control company, you know, and so we're running this business successfully. Why can't we own a hair salon or salons? 'cause there's, I think at least like 20 of them, maybe you ought to apply an exterminating company. Ex, I don't want any. You ought to do that.

Yeah. I don't like ants. I don't like spiders in my house. All, all the more reason that qualifies me. Absolutely. I wonder if this woman who owned the salon, she also owns the nail salon. That's why she was like, take 'em over there. Actually, I did ask the girl about that. I said, whose responsibility is it to go through and contact a nail salon?

She goes, that would've been mine. 'cause she was the manager. She goes, and I, I vetoed that we're gonna go through and rinse anybody out at the, at the nail salon. Oh my God. She doesn't understand. First of all, she isn't even there, right? She, no, they had to call, the owner wasn't even, she wasn't even at the salon and they were just dealing with the landlord and that's it.

Geez, forget. So I was like, [00:21:00] that's. If you're not even gonna be there, I mean, at least be at the salon if you're gonna own it. Yeah, yeah. You know, or especially if there's like something happening like that, get your butt down there and see what's going on. Don't we just like, oh, well just take 'em across the street, walk 'em across the street, go wash their hair at the, at the nail salon.

Sure. Why not? Thanks. No one minds that No, as long as love a little, I'm making money. As long as you don't shut, you don't shut things down. Right? Yep. You know, and you keep making them money, like I'm telling you to, to do. You know, I'm solving your, I've solved your problems. Use the footpath. Making me money.

Yeah, paying my bills. Exactly. That's all they care about. All right, we got one more email and this comes from, uh, Theresa. She was back in the year 2000. I had a brand new client and her name was Sally. Everything was normal until about halfway through the cut. She casually drops. Oh, by the way, I am possessed by a demon.

Oh. She [00:22:00] goes, oh, really? I'm a vegan. She's like, listen, bitch, I'm just trying to give you layers. Not an exorcism. Is she just trying to start up a, a conversation or break the ice with that? Is that what she really was Maybe, maybe brings, maybe she just brings the devil out of her. You know what I mean? I don't know.

I think I've done that to a lot of Colombians. Just like I've turned on Mike Tyson. Full blown demons. Guess what? My name is Satan. Yeah. What do you think of that? You know, it's like, so was she really a demon or, well, Sally, she goes, she goes, Sally goes on to explain in full detail that it started when her neighbors at her neighbor son's funeral, apparently the, that's where she felt the boom of the demon enter her.

Ever since then, she's been obsessed with porn. Her husband's leaving her. She's freezing cold all the time and mad at everyone. She goes, I'm just standing there holding my sheers, thinking like, do I call a priest or a [00:23:00] therapist? So I finished the haircut because professionalism in quotes, but I never saw Sally again.

To this day, I think about her and hope she's okay. Maybe un possessed now. Sally's a weird name for a demon. Well, no, no. It's Sally is only, uh, the vessel. Oh, yeah, you're right. A demon. The demon has like some weird name, something like Egyptian or something. So not a cop. You know it. Yeah. Who knows. That's not the questions I have.

I wonder. I I kinda, I, I really want the demon's name to be What's your name? I'm the possessed demon Sally. Yeah, Sally. Oh, it's legendary. Um, yeah, I wanna know. So she's watching porn now, so like what type of, uh, yeah, and it was saying she's never watched porn before porn until now. She's obsessed. Can't stop watching it.

Obsessed with porn. Is it theme and porn or is it. She didn't say, [00:24:00] I guess. No, she didn't say, but it's gotta be shitty porn if it was back in the two thousands though. You know what I mean? It's like, well if her husband's leaving her over it. Um, so it's obviously not the type that he likes. Yeah, it's probably pegging.

Maybe he's not into pegging or maybe he is, and it's like, that's not the right one for me. Yeah. You know what pegging is? No. No. When a woman puts a strap on and then bangs you with it. Oh no. Maybe that's the demon's name, the demon of Pagan. Maybe that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, that seems like a demon thing to do.

You know, it sounds very hateful to me. So maybe that's, that's why her husband's leaving is, you know, Sally saw like all this porn and wanted to try it out, or maybe even make porn or something. But wait a minute, would that be like a threesome? If it's like you, the demon, and then your husband, you know what I mean?

So that would be like, there's like three people involved now, right? Yes. So that'd be kinda like, that's the, that's what that means. Maybe he's not into threesomes. Maybe that's what it is. [00:25:00] What I did have a client who was into that member with her cousin. What, what guy is not into the threesomes? Depends on the three.

Well, what? Well, yeah, but I suppose remember kissing cousins. Yeah. It depends on the threesome. Yeah, I suppose. Yeah. Um, well, I'm gonna wonder, like if I, um, have a client whose name is Sally. I'm gonna, I'm gonna be asking some questions. Oh, I think I know what kind of porn she was into. 'cause she's always freezing.

Maybe it's like necrophilia porn. Oh. Maybe. You know, I just thought about that. You know what I mean? I'm like, wait a minute. She's like, she's cold all the time. Maybe her husband's not into that. Maybe it's, she, it feels like you're having sex with Ben Potty was maybe he was worried that Sally would kill him and Well, it already sounds like she's dead on the inside.

Poor Sally. Yeah. Anyhow. You guys, if you wanna go through and get your uh, email on here, send it to us at [00:26:00] info at shit I told my hairdresser.com or head over to our website at Shit I told my hairdresser.com and go through and send us your stuff. And if you got one better than this, let us know. We definitely want to hear it.

And Sally, we hope you're in possess now. Long lived, Sally.

And now it's time for shit ology. Jason, here's a few cautionary steps you can take in case one of your clients comes out as a demon. Keep a string of garlic and a wooden steak nearby at all times. Nope, that's for a empire. Hmm. Definitely keep a crucifix on you at all times as well. Also, a vampire. Keep a fully loaded gun with silver bullets around.

No, that's werewolves. Jason, come on. Uh, how about a flaming torch? No, that's [00:27:00] Frankenstein picture of the Pope. Okay, maybe. How about play K-pop demon hunters on repeat turned up to 11. That will definitely work. For those of you who don't like to wash your hair, here's some people in history that also didn't like washing their hair.

Neanderthals. Adolf Hitler, gene Simmons from Kiss Gandhi, the Irish Timothy Shaima, none of them ever washed their hair. And look at them now, they're all dead. Uh, no women made your list. I said, Timothy Shaima, prove me wrong. And with that, stay shitty and see you next time.

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